What's On

Ewell Castle School presents The Little Shop of Horrors

Wednesday 27th -Thursday 28th February 2019

Little Shop of Horrors is a delectable sci-fi horror musical with an electrifying 1960s pop/rock score by Alan Menken and Howard Ashman.

Seymour Krelborn is a meek and dejected assistant at a floral shop who happens upon a strange plant, which he affectionately names “Audrey II” after his crush at the shop.

Little does he know that this strange and unusual plant will develop a soulful R&B voice, a potty mouth, and an unquenchable thirst for HUMAN BLOOD."

Comedy, Drama, Family, Music

Wednesday 27 7:30pm    buy tickets

Wednesday 27 2:30pm    buy tickets

Thursday 28 7:30pm    buy tickets

Henning Wehn - Get On With It

Sunday 3rd March 2019

You couldn't make it up; surely the German Comedy Ambassador Henning Wehn hasn’t bosched out yet another new show? And what’s he still doing here anyway?  

Well, his lack of transferable skills is what keeps him here and his belief that practise makes perfect is what keeps him going.

This show is a much needed call to arms. Listen, everyone: stop pondering and hand-wringing. Instead get on your bike and put your face to the grindstone!

 

Comedy

Sunday 03 7:30pm    buy tickets

Lucy Porter - Pass It On

Saturday 16th March 2019

Unallocated seating in the Myers Studio

A brand new stand-up show from the TV favourite Lucy Porter. As seen on QI, Room 101, Live at the Apollo. As heard on Radio 4s News Quiz and The Now Show. Always warm, witty and thought-provoking, this is Lucy’s best show yet. She muses on what we receive from our ancestors and what we pass on to future generations. Lucy’s inherited dodgy knees and global warming from her parents, but can she leave a better legacy for her children? 

“Impeccably punch-lined anecdotes … Genuinely delightful” Telegraph

Comedy

Saturday 16 8:00pm    buy tickets

Epsom Players present - 9 to 5

Tuesday 19th - Saturday 23rd March 2019

9 to 5 The Musical is based on the sensational 1980 hit movie.  Set in the late 1970's, this hilarious story of friendship and revenge is outrageous, thought-provoking and even a little romantic.

Pushed to the boiling point, three female co-workers concert a plan to get even with the sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot they call their boss. 

Comedy, Dance, Drama, Music

Tuesday 19 7:30pm    buy tickets

Wednesday 20 7:30pm    buy tickets

Thursday 21 7:30pm    buy tickets

Friday 22 7:30pm    buy tickets

Saturday 23 2:30pm    buy tickets

Saturday 23 7:30pm    buy tickets

The Comedy Club As Seen on TV Presents;

Friday 5th April 2019

Comedy Club on the Road! Celebrating 23 years of bringing Laughter to Life!
 
The Comedy Club is one of the most recognised & respected names in the comedy Industry and over the years has worked across the UK and Abroad with the best of the best.
 
For some very special nights in 2019 they have hand-picked some of their favourite Five Star Laughter makers in the UK & brought them together for you in one full show!
 
Be prepared, get buckled up & get ready for one of the funniest nights of your life! 
 

Comedy

Friday 05 7:30pm    buy tickets

The Bubbleman

Wednesday 17th April 2019

Louis Pearl has been thrilling audiences worldwide for over 30 years with the art, magic, science and fun of bubbles. An Edinburgh Fringe favourite, he has sold out there for the last twelve years. Louis explores the breathtaking dynamics of bubbles, combining comedy and artistry with audience participation and enough spellbinding bubble tricks to keep everyone mesmerised. From square bubbles to rocket bubbles, tornado bubbles to flying saucer bubbles, the Amazing Bubble Man conjures shrieks of laughter and gasps of amazement from all ages. 

Comedy, Drama, Family

Wednesday 17 2:00pm    buy tickets

Wednesday 17 2:00pm    buy tickets

Chris McCausland - Speaky Blinder

Saturday 11th May 2019

UNALLOCATED SEATING IN THE MYERS STUDIO

A brand new stand-up show following a stonking set on Live at the Apollo and a sell-out Fringe, one of the UK's top stand-ups Chris McCausland is on tour. Sunday Times Best of the Edinburgh Fringe 2018.

He's blind. He's a dad. He's a husband. He's third in command. He'll speaky about all of that, and loads more.

"A joke heavy show with gags a plenty" (The List)

“Passionate and rib-tickling. An illuminating, heartfelt performance. Highly recommended!” (EdFestMagazine)

Comedy

Saturday 11 8:00pm    buy tickets

Lucy Porter - Pass it On

Saturday 18th May 2019

Unallocated seating in the Myers Studio

A brand new stand-up show from the TV favourite Lucy Porter. As seen on QI, Room 101, Live at the Apollo. As heard on Radio 4s News Quiz and The Now Show.

Always warm, witty and thought-provoking, this is Lucy’s best show yet. She muses on what we receive from our ancestors and what we pass on to future generations.

Lucy’s inherited dodgy knees and global warming from her parents, but can she leave a better legacy for her children? 

“Impeccably punch-lined anecdotes … Genuinely delightful” Telegraph

Comedy

Saturday 18 8:00pm    buy tickets

Gyles Brandreth: Break a Leg

Sunday 19th May 2019

They say all political careers end in tears. In Brandreth's case it's tears of laughter as the actor, author, ex-MP, One Show reporter and QI, Have I Got News For You and Countdown star is back on tour with his new show celebrating all things theatrical.  

Without hesitation or repetition (and just a touch of deviation), Just a Minute regular Gyles delivers a dazzling hour of wit, wisdom, high drama, low comedy, and hilarious name-dropping. 

*****‘A master raconteur’ Telegraph.

***** ’Total joy’ Scotsman

Comedy

Sunday 19 3:00pm    buy tickets

The Comedy Club As Seen on TV Presents;

Saturday 7th September 2019

Comedy Club on the Road! Celebrating 23 years of bringing Laughter to Life!
 
The Comedy Club is one of the most recognised & respected names in the comedy Industry and over the years has worked across the UK and Abroad with the best of the best.
 
For some very special nights in 2019 they have hand-picked some of their favourite Five Star Laughter makers in the UK & brought them together for you in one full show!
 
Be prepared, get buckled up & get ready for one of the funniest nights of your life! 
 

Comedy

Saturday 07 7:30pm    buy tickets

Ellie Taylor - Don't got this

Thursday 26th September 2019

Presented by Live Nation in association with TROIKA

Fresh from recording her debut Netflix stand up special, the star of The Mash Report, Live at the Apollo and QI is back with a brand-new show.

Join Ellie as she bangs on about life, love and what will happen if one more person tells her “you got this”.

www.ellietaylorcomedy.com

TWITTER @EllieJaneTaylor

INSTA @elliejanetaylor

FACEBOOK EllieTaylorComedy

 

Comedy

Thursday 26 8:00pm    buy tickets

Sh*t-faced Shakespeare®: A Midsummer Night's Dream

Tuesday 1st October 2019

The smash-hit, International acclaimed, award winning, multi sell-out fringe phenomenon is finally off on a UK tour with their version of A Midsummer Nights Dream.

Sh*t Faced Shakespeare is the hilarious combination of an entirely serious adaption of Shakespearean classic, with an entirely shit faced member of the cast, who has been selected at random and given four hours to drink before every show, we present you with classical theatre as it was always meant to be seen.

Comedy, Drama

Tuesday 01 8:00pm    buy tickets

Count Arthur Strong

Wednesday 2nd October 2019

As well as being the all-round entertainer we all know and love from the telly, Count Arthur Strong is also a lifelong fan of astronomy, since having been given a microscope, or whatever it is they use, for Christmas when he was a small precocious baby. In fact, it’s said the first word he spoke was ‘Uranus’. In this, his brand-new show, he seamlessly combines the very best showbiz entertainment you’ll currently find, in the world, possibly? as he wrestles with some of the big questions that other all-round entertainers shy away from.

Such as: Are we alone in the universe?

Comedy

Wednesday 02 8:00pm    buy tickets

MARVELus - All the MARVEL Movies Kind of.

Thursday 14th November 2019

The world’s premier nerd-culture comedy double-act, The Just Us League, present their smash hit show MARVELus: All the MARVEL Movies Kind Of.

Direct from two standing room only seasons at Edinburgh Fringe and a critically acclaimed, award-nominated tour of Australia, The Just Us League, are bringing their incredible MARVEL-based comedy show to venues across the UK in 2019. 

Comedy

Thursday 14 8:00pm    buy tickets

The Comedy Club As Seen on TV Presents;

Saturday 23rd November 2019

Comedy Club on the Road! Celebrating 23 years of bringing Laughter to Life!
 
The Comedy Club is one of the most recognised & respected names in the comedy Industry and over the years has worked across the UK and Abroad with the best of the best.
 
For some very special nights in 2019 they have hand-picked some of their favourite Five Star Laughter makers in the UK & brought them together for you in one full show!
 
Be prepared, get buckled up & get ready for one of the funniest nights of your life! 
 

Comedy

Saturday 23 7:30pm    buy tickets