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Jongleurs July

Friday 28th July 2017

Your regular dose of comedy brought to you by Jongleurs, the UK’s number one comedy company; they’ll have you rolling in the aisles with laughter.

Don’t miss this chance to see another two hours of today’s funniest stand-up - book your tickets now!

 

 

Comedy

Friday 28 8:00pm    buy tickets

That'll Be The Day - Brand New Show

Thursday 3rd August 2017

The UK’s premier Rock & Roll production That’ll Be The Day returns with another Brand New Show!  

Highly acclaimed for its stunning LIVE entertainment value, That’ll Be The Day is an outstanding celebration for all true fans of the golden era of popular music.This latest production features a fantastic new-line-up of smash hits spanning the 50s, 60s, 70s & 80s, plus more side-splitting comic sketches, all performed live on-stage!

Comedy, Dance, Family

Thursday 03 7:30pm    buy tickets

Milton Jones

Thursday 31st August 2017

Milton Jones is Nearly 0ut There:

Work in Progress

Milton Jones is back on the road with another tour but unfortunately it isn’t quite ready yet. Don’t panic though he’s a professional, it’s the guy with the loud shirts and messed up hair from Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo, Michael McIntyre’s Roadshow and multiple series on Radio 4.

An evening in the company of an idiot. Or is he? Yes he is. Only come if you like jokes though. If not you’ll be cross.

‘ABSURDIST ONE-LINE MASTERPIECES’ The Times

Comedy

Thursday 31 7:30pm    buy tickets

JONGLEURS

Saturday 9th September 2017

Jongleurs On The Road brings the UK’s funniest comedians to you! We book the brightest and best comics and create a top-notch comedy show in the comfort and convenience of The Epsom Playhouse.

Featuring a host and three live stand up comedians, top quality acts and guaranteed laughs, it’s always a great night out

From time to time acts are changed to suit TV filming etc - so please check website for up to date info.

Comedy

Saturday 09 8:00pm    buy tickets

Jeremy Hardy : Live 2017

Wednesday 13th September 2017

Jeremy Hardy is in his 4th decade as a stand-up this year. That’s a moredramatic way of saying he started 33 years ago and, without a lottery win,probably has at least another 33 years to go. In 2014, the tenth series of Jeremy Hardy Speaks to the Nation was broadcast on Radio 4. He is also wellknown for his appearances on The News Quiz and I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue.

Comedy

Wednesday 13 8:00pm    buy tickets

Henning Wehn: Westphalia is not an option

Wednesday 20th September 2017

HENNING WEHN: WESTPHALIA IS NOT AN OPTION

Comedy

Wednesday 20 8:00pm    buy tickets

Paul Zerdin

Wednesday 27th September 2017

Paul Zerdin: All Mouth

America’s Got Talent winner 2015 Ventriloquist Paul Zerdin returns home to the UK fresh from headlining the world-famous Planet Hollywood, Las Vegas with a sparkling new show featuring his all-star cast of (in)famous puppets. 

Join Paul, Sam, Albert and Baby plus 2 crazy BRAND NEW characters for an evening of laugh out loud Stand-up Comedy and Ventriloquism!

Comedy

Wednesday 27 8:00pm    buy tickets

Lady Windermere's Fan

Tuesday 3rd October 2017

When a mysterious new beauty enters high society, the in-crowd are sent scattering outwards, bent utterly backwards and flattened low to find out exactly who they are dealing with.

OSCAR WILDE's raucous social comedy pulls apart the intricacies of etiquette and flips expectation rump-over-head in this scathingly funny satire. 

As young Lady Windermere varnishes up all cracks in the veneer, how is it she fails to notice that the place is positively crawling with woodworm?

Comedy, Drama

Tuesday 03 7:30pm    buy tickets

Daniel Sloss

Thursday 5th October 2017

LIVE NATION IN ASSOCIATION WITH MZA PRESENTS
Daniel Sloss –

NOW is the stunning new show from Scotland’s internationally acclaimed and award-winning stand-up.
Star of TV’s ‘Conan’ (a record seven appearances), to-date Daniel has performed nine sell-out Edinburgh Fringe’s, two solo off-Broadway seasons, released a DVD, given a ‘Tedx’ Talk (aged 19) and tours extensively to rave reviews throughout Australasia, USA, UK and Europe.

NOW, what’s next….?

Comedy

Thursday 05 7:30pm    buy tickets

Pete K Mally

Saturday 14th October

Pete K Mally's 'TWENTY YEARS OF TEACHING, ONE ANGRY RANT' tour is coming to an end and what a way to finish the tour. From Dundee to Deal, Hastings to York, Bristol to London this is the final night of Pete's life on teaching, kids and life in general. Expect special guests, a few surprises and a lot of laughs. 

Comedy

Saturday 14 8:00pm    buy tickets

Epsom Light Opera Present Curtains

Tuesday 17th October - Saturday 21st October

Join ELOC this October at the Epsom Playhouse for the hilarious who-dunnit musical, “Curtains”!
 

Comedy, Dance, Family, Music

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Paul Chowdhry - Live innit

Monday 30th October 2017

Following his 2015 100 date sell-out tour, comedy powerhouse and star of Taskmaster, Live at The Apollo and Stand Up for the Week, Paul Chowdhry brings his highly anticipated new stand-up show to venues nationwide.  

‘It’s a rare and joyous thing to see a stand up so vibrant and imperiously on top of his game’

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ The Mail on Sunday

Comedy

Monday 30 8:00pm    buy tickets

That'll Be The Day - November

Thursday 2 November 2017

TICKETS ON SALE NOW !!

The UK’s premier Rock & Roll production That’ll Be The Day returns with
another chance to see its latest most popular show!

Highly acclaimed for its stunning LIVE entertainment value, That’ll Be The Day is an outstanding celebration for all true fans of the golden era of popular music.

This latest production features a fantastic new-line-up of smash hits spanning the 50s, 60s  & 70s, plus more side-splitting comic sketches, all performed live on-stage!

Prepare for an unforgettable night of nostalgia, laughs and ROCK ‘N’ ROLL!

Comedy, Music

Thursday 02 7:30pm    buy tickets

Rich Hall's Hoedown

Monday 13th November 2017

Rich Hall’s critically acclaimed new show begins its second leg of touring. There has never been a better time to be an American comedian in the UK. Hall’s precision dismantling of the tenuous relationship between two countries is as freewheeling and deadly accurate as ever. His BBC Four documentaries, most recently Rich Hall’s Countrier Than You and Rich Hall’s Presidential Grudge Match and BBC Radio 4 series Rich Hall’s (US Election) Breakdown have built him a new legion of followers, as has appearances on Have I Got News For You and QI.

Comedy

Monday 13 8:00pm    buy tickets

JONGLEURS NOV

Saturday 18th November 2017

Jongleurs On The Road brings the UK’s funniest comedians to you! We book the brightest and best comics and create a top-notch comedy show in the comfort and convenience of The Epsom Playhouse.

Featuring a host and three live stand up comedians, top quality acts and guaranteed laughs, it’s always a great night out

From time to time acts are changed to suit TV filming etc - so please check website for up to date info.

Comedy

Saturday 18 8:00pm    buy tickets

Jenny Eclair

Wednesday 22nd November 2017

Jenny Eclair: How To Be A Middle Aged Woman (Without Going Insane).

Following a complete sell-out 100 date tour, Jenny Eclair extends her hit tour for the final time.

Professional grumpy old woman, Splash survivor, amateur soup maker, and novice knitter Jenny is younger than Madonna but eats crisps and likes wine. Semi –bearded and suffering from outbreaks of gout and hysteria, Eclair puts middle age under the microscope and decides whether to laugh, cry or buy a dachshund!

Comedy

Wednesday 22 8:00pm    buy tickets

Mitch Benn

Thursday 23rd November 2017

Don't Fear The Reaper

Winner of BBC 2’s Celebrity Mastermind.

It’s been a morbid time for "the country's leading musical satirist" (The Times); he's turned 46 - over the hill by anyone's standards - his personal life is in turmoil, and his childhood heroes are dropping like flies.  At times like these, a man feels the Reaper creeping up on him… But is death anything to fear? And is it really the end? (Yes. Yes, it is, sorry!)

Comedy, Music

Thursday 23 7:30pm    buy tickets

Andy Parsons - PEAK BULLSH*T

Friday 24th November 2017

Worried about your job? Worried about your family? Worried about yourself? Worried about the health service? Education? Climate change? World War 3? Worried about the worrying? Sod it! Come and have a laugh about it. It's one of the things we do best. Or is it? Was it something we did best but like everything else has now gone West. Or South. Or East. Ah-go on. Take a risk . Put on your lucky pants and your party shoes - and get yourself on a night out. Or maybe come out dressed in a binbag, top hat and clogs. We could all use a laugh.

Comedy

Friday 24 8:00pm    buy tickets

Thinking Drinkers History of Alcohol

Friday 1st - Saturday 2nd December 2017

Enjoy five free drinks as these award-winning professional drink experts definitively prove that alcohol has influenced everything that has ever happened. Ever. Their brand new show is an intoxicating, hilarious time-travelling journey through our drink-drenched past, pouring the entire history of human civilisation into a shot glass. You’ll laugh a lot, you’ll learn a lot and, if that’s not enough, you get five free drinks. Performed in the Myers studio this is the perfect aperitif to any evening.

 

Comedy

Friday 01 8:00pm    buy tickets

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Ed Byrne: Spoiler Alert!

Tuesday 5th December 2017

I originally intended to call the show, “I’ll Millennial You in a Minute”, but my promoter considered the title, “off-puttingly baffling”.  

That’s my own chainsaw in the photo, by the way.

Is life that bad or have we good reason to complain about it? Are we filled with righteous anger at a world gone wrong or are we all just a bunch of whiny little brats? In short, are we spoiled? Come and watch as Byrne takes this question, turns it upside down and shakes it until the funny falls out. Go on, spoil yourself.

Comedy

Tuesday 05 8:00pm    buy tickets

Santa Claus and the Magical Christmas Journey

Friday 8th December - Sunday 24th December

A Brand New Christmas Adventure!
WITH SONGS, STORIE'S, A MEET AND GREET WITH SANTA & A FREE GIFT

Comedy, Dance, Family, Music

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Stephen K Amos

Tuesday 23rd January 2018

ON SALE FROM THURSDAY 25 MAY 2017

Comedy

Tuesday 23 8:00pm    buy tickets

Jonathan Pie - Work in Progress

Tuesday 6th February 2018

Jonathan Pie: Back to the Studio

Jonathan Pie returns to the stage in early 2018 with a brand new live show following a sell out tour ending at The London Palladium, A show that was described as “electrifying” CHORTLE, “Blistering” Evening standard and 'desperately misjudged’ The Times.

The frustrated News reporter is back and he’s angrier than ever. Pie attempts to host a night of serious discussions on current affairs whilst simultaionously attempting to smash the system from within. Join him for a night of political comedy that soon descends into chaos. 

Comedy

Tuesday 06 7:30pm    buy tickets

Daliso Chaponda - What The African Said

Thursday 31 May 2017

Professor Jonathan Shalit OBE and Christian Knowles for ROAR Comedy in association with Live Nation present

Daliso Chaponda - What The African Said…

Comedy

Thursday 31 8:00pm    buy tickets