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Andy Parsons - PEAK BULLSH*T

Friday 24th November 2017

Worried about your job? Worried about your family? Worried about yourself? Worried about the health service? Education? Climate change? World War 3? Worried about the worrying? Sod it! Come and have a laugh about it. It's one of the things we do best. Or is it? Was it something we did best but like everything else has now gone West. Or South. Or East. Ah-go on. Take a risk . Put on your lucky pants and your party shoes - and get yourself on a night out. Or maybe come out dressed in a binbag, top hat and clogs. We could all use a laugh.

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Friday 24 8:00pm    buy tickets

Thinking Drinkers History of Alcohol

Friday 1st - Saturday 2nd December 2017

Enjoy five free drinks as these award-winning professional drink experts definitively prove that alcohol has influenced everything that has ever happened. Ever. Their brand new show is an intoxicating, hilarious time-travelling journey through our drink-drenched past, pouring the entire history of human civilisation into a shot glass. You’ll laugh a lot, you’ll learn a lot and, if that’s not enough, you get five free drinks. Performed in the Myers studio this is the perfect aperitif to any evening.

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Ed Byrne: Spoiler Alert!

Tuesday 5th December 2017

I originally intended to call the show, “I’ll Millennial You in a Minute”, but my promoter considered the title, “off-puttingly baffling”.  

That’s my own chainsaw in the photo, by the way.

Is life that bad or have we good reason to complain about it? Are we filled with righteous anger at a world gone wrong or are we all just a bunch of whiny little brats? In short, are we spoiled? Come and watch as Byrne takes this question, turns it upside down and shakes it until the funny falls out. Go on, spoil yourself.

Comedy

Tuesday 05 8:00pm    buy tickets

Santa Claus and the Magical Christmas Journey

Friday 8th December - Sunday 24th December

A Brand New Christmas Adventure!
WITH SONGS, STORIE'S, A MEET AND GREET WITH SANTA & A FREE GIFT

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Stephen K Amos

Tuesday 23rd January 2018

ON SALE FROM THURSDAY 25 MAY 2017

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Tuesday 23 8:00pm    buy tickets

Jonathan Pie - Work in Progress

Tuesday 6th February 2018

Jonathan Pie: Back to the Studio

Jonathan Pie returns to the stage in early 2018 with a brand new live show following a sell out tour ending at The London Palladium, A show that was described as “electrifying” CHORTLE, “Blistering” Evening standard and 'desperately misjudged’ The Times.

The frustrated News reporter is back and he’s angrier than ever. Pie attempts to host a night of serious discussions on current affairs whilst simultaionously attempting to smash the system from within. Join him for a night of political comedy that soon descends into chaos. 

Comedy

Tuesday 06 7:30pm    buy tickets

James Phelan - Trickster

Friday 9th February 2018

James Phelan presents his unique magical prank show that is both jaw-dropping and laugh out loud funny. A night of light entertainment described as extraordinary in The Mirror and legendary by The Sun.

A night of hilarious, mind-blowing magic in a show where anything can happen – and quite often does. People are tricked, phones are destroyed, needles are swallowed – no-one is safe.

Nephew of the late Paul Daniels, James has been storming it online in the last twelve months whilst gaining a lot of traction in the national press.

Comedy, Drama, Family, Talks

Friday 09 8:00pm    buy tickets

Shappi Khorsandi - Mistress and Misfit

Thursday 22nd February 2018

Shappi presents England's unsung heroine, Emma Hamilton. For too many years she has been known as just ‘Nelson's mistress', a bit of a harlot. (You get ONE job in a brothel and bang goes your reputation.) Women's lib wasn't a 'thing' in Georgian times, Emma moved mountains to haul herself from 'scullery maid' to 'Lady Hamilton'. Yes, she occasionally danced on tables naked to get ahead in life, but who hasn't? As a fellow naked dancer on tables, Shappi is inspired by Emma, although she never wants hair big enough to house mice in.

Comedy

Thursday 22 8:00pm    buy tickets

Marriage of Figaro

Wednesday 28th February 2017

The Marriage of Figaro

Life, liberty and the pursuit of love is driving everyone crazy. Figaro loves Susanna, Cherubino loves the Countess, and the Countess loves the Count. The Count is chasing Susanna and hatches plans to prevent Figaro marrying her. One of those plans is to get Figaro to marry someone who turns out to be his long-lost mother, who then falls in love again with his father after years of separation. Powerless to prevent two weddings from taking place, the Count slowly realises that everyone else is running rings round him……..

Comedy, Music

Wednesday 28 7:30pm    buy tickets

Lucy Porter - Choose Your Battles

3rd March 2017

Lucy Porter: Choose Your Battles

Lucy Porter’s brand new stand-up tour. In these combative times, it's easy to be irritated, offended or downright enraged by other people. How do we know which causes are worth fighting for? Lucy uses her hilarious experiences to help you decide.

Recent TV and radio appearances include: QI, Insert Name Here, Alan Davies' As Yet Untitled, Room 101, News Quiz, The Now Show.

“Impeccably punch-lined anecdotes … Genuinely delightful” (Telegraph)

"A treat from start to finish" (Herald)

Comedy

Saturday 03 8:00pm    buy tickets

GRIFF RHYS JONES: WHERE WAS I?

Sun 4th March 2018

Join the star of Not the Nine o'clock News, Smith & Jones and Three Men In A Boat as he airs stories, anecdotes, reminiscences and outright lies – from forty years of travelling - down rivers and up mountains, into Africa, out of India, and across the arid wastes of the BBC canteen. It's a career, if you mean bouncing chaotically downhill without a map. 

‘Great Comedy’ ★★★★ – The Telegraph

Comedy, Talks

Sunday 04 7:30pm    buy tickets

Pete K Mally - Live

Saturday 7th April 2018

Pete K Mally brings his new show to the Epsom Playhouse. Pete's Live n Loud tour is all about the music and his love of rock. From his first time seeing Metallica to using Bon Jovi's lyrics as a rulebook for life this show is hilarious. With special guests, The Gingers.

Comedy

Saturday 07 8:00pm    buy tickets

Shazia Mirza -The Truth is so 80s

Tuesday 8th May 2018

Following her critically acclaimed 2016 sell-out international tour, The Kardashians Made Me Do It, Shazia's new show is about lies, lies and more lies; the truth is so 1980s.

Lies, truth, nudity and the periodic table: these things hold the key to the future. What do you wear? Where do you go? And will they let you in? You can do what you like, just don't wear more than dental floss on a French beach.

'Provoking laughter and large intakes of breath' ★★★★ (Telegraph).

Comedy

Tuesday 08 8:00pm    buy tickets

Daliso Chaponda - What The African Said

Thursday 31st May 2018

Professor Jonathan Shalit OBE and Christian Knowles for ROAR Comedy in association with Live Nation present

Daliso Chaponda - What The African Said…

Comedy

Thursday 31 8:00pm    buy tickets

Grumpy Old Women To The Rescue

Thur 21st June 2018

GRUMPY OLD WOMEN To The Rescue
Starring Jenny Eclair, Dillie Keane & Lizzie Roper

Fed up with flogging their guts out and always having to be in charge, the Grumpy Old Women have put their knobbly old feet up in glorious retirement, free at last to practise their extreme colouring-in, ukelele orchestra and novelty fudge- making.

But with the world in a bigger mess than ever before, is there anything that can tempt them off their backsides to unleash their superpowers and once more come to the rescue ?!

Comedy

Thursday 21 7:30pm    buy tickets

Lee Hurst - Mucking about

Friday 16th November 2018

Lee Hurst, star of BBC1’s 'They Think Its All Over' is back on the road in 2018 with his brand new show ‘Mucking About’.

Comedy

Friday 16 8:00pm    buy tickets

The Lady Boys of Bangkok

Tuesday 20th November 2018

Uncork the champagne! Dress to kill! Party like there's no tomorrow!

Celebrating 20 diamante decorated years, The Ladyboys of Bangkok Wonder Women Tour will take Britain's number one cabaret show to a new level. With some of your favourites from the last 20 glorious years re-imagined, added to new scenes of spectacular costumes, choreography and of course hilarious comedy!

Comedy, Dance, Music

Tuesday 20 8:00pm    buy tickets