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Roy 'Chubby' Brown

Friday 20th July 2018

Roy Chubby Brown is back and he’s as naughty as ever.

His choice of language and his politically incorrect jokes are all delivered with a cheeky grin and perfect comedy timing.    

His trademark flying helmet and goggles, coupled with his coat of many patches, make him instantly recognisable as the man who put the 'F' in Alice, with his popular version of That song. Chubby Brown is a master of his craft and guarantees a regular supply of new jokes every time you see him.

Comedy

Friday 20 7:30pm    buy tickets

Joe Pasquale - Stand Up Tour

Wednesday 19th September 2018

Joe Pasquale burst on to our TV screens 30 years ago on ITV’s New Faces.  Now he’s on his 30th anniversary tour ‘A Few Of His Favourite Things’; a celebration of his best cack, plus some surprises on the way!  Let your inner child loose and learn to laugh and play again. 

WARNING: This show may contain nuts and Joe may say the word ‘fart’.

Comedy

Wednesday 19 8:00pm    buy tickets

The Counterfeit Stones

Friday 21st September 2018

The Counterfeit Stones are back...

Comedy, Music

Friday 21 8:00pm    buy tickets

Return To The Forbidden Planet by Bob Carlton

Wednesday 26th - Saturday 29th September 2018

Inspired by the motion picture 'Forbidden Planet' courtesy of Turner Entertainment Co.

Comedy, Dance, Drama, Family, Music

Wednesday 26 7:45pm    buy tickets

Thursday 27 7:45pm    buy tickets

Friday 28 7:45pm    buy tickets

Saturday 29 7:45pm    buy tickets

Saturday 29 2:30pm    buy tickets

Robert Newman's Total Eclipse of Descartes (Rob Newman)

Wednesday 10th October 2018

In a world gone crazy, can philosophy help? This sparklingly brilliant new show tries to give you the answer.

Rob Newman (stand up legend, best-selling novelist, Radio 4 Sony Award Winner) attempts to piece together a philosophy for our troubled times by sifting through 3000 years of thought: from Pythagoras to Artificial Intelligence by way of Pavlov’s dogs, Jane Goodall’s chimpanzees and Frankie Howard’s trousers.

‘He is the funniest comedian I have ever seen…A passionate, chaotically brilliant comedian.’

Sunday Times

Comedy

Wednesday 10 7:30pm    buy tickets

Suggs King Cnut for a Day - A Life in the Realm of Madness

Monday 29th October 2018

Due to huge popular demand, after his first tour-de-force, smash hit, sell out tour, ‘My Life Story’, Suggs is treading the boards again with a brand new show.

Comedy, Music, Talks

Monday 29 7:30pm    buy tickets

Tim Vine: Sunset Milk Idiot

Wednesday 31st October 2018

Hey people! It's Tim Vine back on tour, telling lots of silly new jokes, showing off new homemade props, singing some new daft ditties, and all with the appearance of confidence.

The following subjects will be touched upon briefly: pixie football, ice cream and nibble feeders. Come along, sit down, and laugh. The quantity won't let up. This is comedy without a message. What an odd person. What a lot of nonsense. What else is he going to do?

'Sunsets are in the sky, milk's nice, and I’m an idiot.'

“A symphony of silly”. THE TIMES

Comedy

Wednesday 31 8:00pm    buy tickets

Lee Hurst - Mucking about

Friday 16th November 2018

Lee Hurst, star of BBC1’s 'They Think Its All Over' is back on the road in 2018 with his brand new show ‘Mucking About’.

Comedy

Friday 16 8:00pm    buy tickets

The Lady Boys of Bangkok

Tuesday 20th November 2018

Uncork the champagne! Dress to kill! Party like there's no tomorrow!

Celebrating 20 diamante decorated years, The Ladyboys of Bangkok Wonder Women Tour will take Britain's number one cabaret show to a new level. With some of your favourites from the last 20 glorious years re-imagined, added to new scenes of spectacular costumes, choreography and of course hilarious comedy!

Comedy, Dance, Music

Tuesday 20 8:00pm    buy tickets

Andrew Lawrence

13 May 2017

The Hate Speech Tour

The UK comedy scene's most bigoted scumbag, back with a new show full of moral repugnant, borderline criminal material in the very poorest taste.

No laugh too cheap. Bring a friend who's easily offended, and be sure to take everything at face value. As seen on 'Live At The Apollo', star of four series of his own show on BBC Radio 4.

Comedy

Wednesday 21 8:00pm    buy tickets

The Wind In The Willows

Wednesday 28th Nov to Saturday 1st Dec 2018

Leatherhead Operatic Society.

Fresh from the West End stage, comes this spectacular new musical by Oscar-winning screenwriter and creator of Downton Abbey, Julian Fellowes and Olivier-award winning composer and lyricist George Stiles and Anthony Drewe. Join Ratty, Badger, Mole and the lovable rogue Toad, as they embark on a series of riotous adventures arising from Toad's insatiable thirst for speed!

Comedy, Dance, Family, Music

Wednesday 28 7:30pm    buy tickets

Thursday 29 7:30pm    buy tickets

Friday 30 7:30pm    buy tickets

Saturday 01 2:30pm    buy tickets

Saturday 01 7:30pm    buy tickets

The Thinking Drinkers

29th, 30th November & 1st December 2018

The Thinking Drinkers

Pub Crawl

The Thinking Drinkers are back on tour with a brand-new, hilarious, intoxicating bar-hop through history. Enjoy five free drinks as the award-winning experts take you from the symposiums of Ancient Greece to the classic British boozer via Wild West saloons, Victorian gin palaces and the secret Speakeasy. You'll learn a lot, you'll laugh a lot and, don't forget, you get five free drinks.

“Pioneers of alcohol based comedy” Sunday Times ★★★★

"A terrific show. The best value for money in town” THE SCOTSMAN ★★★★

Comedy

Thursday 29 8:00pm    buy tickets

Friday 30 8:00pm    buy tickets

Saturday 01 8:00pm    buy tickets

Jim Davidson - The People Fight Back

Tuesday 29th & Wednesday 30th January 2019

The people’s favourite and one of Britain’s greatest ever comedians, JIM DAVIDSON OBE telling it ‘like it is’. Are you fed up with this PC world we now find ourselves in? Well, come and see Jim’s brand-new and outrageous show. Enough is enough, It’s time to fight back!


“Standing ovation to packed houses every night“
The Mirror

“Davidson was cheered to the rafters”
The Telegraph

“A master of his art”
The Spectator

 

Comedy

Saturday 19 7:30pm    buy tickets

Wednesday 30 7:30pm    buy tickets

Stephen K Amos - Bouquets and Brickbats

Wednesday 23rd January 2019

Highly acclaimed stand-up comedian Stephen K Amos hits the road this Autumn with his brand new tour, Bouquets and Brickbats.

As Brexit looms on, Trump reigns rampant and everyone seems pushed to extremes, Stephen’s main aim is to cheer us up.

Forget everything that’s going on in the world and immerse yourself in the warmth of “ one of the most likable figures in British Comedy “ Radio Times. As seen on QI, The People’s History of LGBT, Live At The Apollo, Have I Got News For You, and What Does The K Stand For? on BBC Radio 4.

Comedy

Wednesday 23 8:00pm    buy tickets

Henning Wehn - Get On With It

Sunday 3rd March 2019

You couldn't make it up; surely the German Comedy Ambassador Henning Wehn hasn’t bosched out yet another new show? And what’s he still doing here anyway?  

Well, his lack of transferable skills is what keeps him here and his belief that practise makes perfect is what keeps him going.

This show is a much needed call to arms. Listen, everyone: stop pondering and hand-wringing. Instead get on your bike and put your face to the grindstone!

 

Comedy

Sunday 03 8:00pm    buy tickets

Gyles Brandreth: Break a Leg

Sunday 19th May 2019

They say all political careers end in tears. In Brandreth's case it's tears of laughter as the actor, author, ex-MP, One Show reporter and QI, Have I Got News For You and Countdown star is back on tour with his new show celebrating all things theatrical.  

Without hesitation or repetition (and just a touch of deviation), Just a Minute regular Gyles delivers a dazzling hour of wit, wisdom, high drama, low comedy, and hilarious name-dropping. 

*****‘A master raconteur’ Telegraph.

***** ’Total joy’ Scotsman

Comedy

Sunday 19 3:00pm    buy tickets