!!!RESTRICTED SIDE VIEW SEATS HAVE BEEN RELEASED FOR SALE @ £20 EACH - CAN BE PURCHASED BY CONTACTING THE BOX OFFICE 01372 742555/742227!!!

Aye Aye! Ahoy Hoy!

The Unstoppable Talking Panjandrum Is Back In Town!

Celebrating 50 Years Afloat On The Showbiz Seas!

Dead Men Tell No Tales - So Might As Well Get Em All Told Now!

Avast!  Two Thundering Hours Guaranteed!

“An Absolutely Blistering Night Out!” - The Isle Of Arran Shoemaker’s Monthly

“Indiscreet Revelations Told With Swashbuckling Verve!” - Some Genius On Twitter

As Seen On BBC1, BBC2, BBC4 And Virtually Every Radio Station In The Known World! (Even Pirate Ones)

Positively Final Voyage! All Aboard!

★★★★★ "A raft of cracking anecdotes", Mail on Sunday

★★★★ "Boy can he sell a story… a compelling, evocative account of his south London roots", Evening Standard

★★★★ "Entertaining audiences with stories that are eclectic", The I

"Baker is at ease on stage”, The Times

"It's hard not to marvel at the flow”, The Guardian

Twitter: @prodnose

*Please note that tickets cannot be refunded. 
Full seating information can be found by visiting THEATRE INFO on our website. 
Tickets booked after 1st April 2025 will include a small restoration levy of £1.50 to support ongoing maintenance and significant restoration projects at the Playhouse theatre.