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Lee Hurst - Sweet, Sorted, Lovely

Saturday 7th September 2024

Back with his first stand-up comedy tour in 6 years, Lee will bring you up to date with what’s been going on in his life as well as spreading the word that everyone should be taking the Micky all the time to make the world a more fun place to live in.

 

* Tickets cannot be exchanged or refunded.

Comedy

Saturday 07 7:30pm    buy tickets

Comedy Club September 2024

Friday 27th September 2024

The Comedy Club As Seen On TV

Presents Four TV Comedians, One Stage: A Comedy Feast!

Prepare for a night of endless laughter with four of television’s finest comedians all in one show! Experience a dynamic blend of styles that guarantees a smile for everyone in the audience. Join us for a comedy feast where diversity is the main ingredient for fun!

This evening's lineup includes:

 

Comedy

Friday 27 7:30pm    buy tickets

Dom Joly: The Conspiracy Tour

Thursday 3rd October 2024

Dom Joly has been off travelling the globe again. This time, he’s been looking into some of the strangest and weirdest conspiracy theories in existence.

Now, he’s now set to embark on a rather unique theatre tour, where Dom will be providing a hilarious, fascinating, and slightly anarchic guide to the wacky world of conspiracies, asking questions such as:

1. Is the earth flat?

2. Does Finland exist?

3. Did JFK commit suicide?

Comedy, Talks

Thursday 03 8:00pm    buy tickets

A Face For Radio

Friday 4th October 2024

Somewhere in a parallel universe little Alfie’s natural comedic performance skills were recognised by his doting parents who encouraged and developed his blossoming talent. After several years as a stage school brat Alfie’s angelic face was launched on stage and screen and the rest is history.

Meanwhile, in this universe Alfie Moore was told to stop messing about in class before being ‘encouraged’ into the grinding, grimy world of an apprenticeship in the Sheffield steelworks. When recession hit he traded steel for copper by joining Humberside Police.

Comedy

Friday 04 7:30pm    buy tickets

The Counterfeit Stones - Its Phoney Rock 'n' Roll

Saturday 5th October 2024

The Counterfeit Stones are more than a tribute to the Rolling Stones, they're a complete re-enactment. With a healthy smattering of 'Spinal Tap' humour, their performances take on an almost cartoon-like air.
The theatre production is essentially a mockumentary of the Rolling Stones' colourful history from 1962. The repertoire, instruments and clothes faithfully match those of the originals, and the show has been affectionately described as a masterpiece in 'fraud rock and hookey nostalgia'.

 

Comedy, Music

Saturday 05 8:00pm    buy tickets

Epsom Light Opera Company present The Producers

Tuesday 22nd to Saturday 26th October 2024

Epsom Light Opera Company is thrilled to be staging THE PRODUCERS at the Epsom Playhouse this autumn.

Comedy, Drama

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Wednesday 23 7:30pm    buy tickets

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Omid Djalili - Namaste

Sunday 27th October 2024

The Persian Comedy Powerhouse performs his critically acclaimed new show NAMASTE where Omid peacefully bows to his inner anger and unleashes a torrent of comedic vitriol upon the current state of this dangerously messed up planet.

No government gets a green card. No tyrant avoids a take down. No audience member leaves the theatre with an ounce of laughter left in them.

You have been warned.

“So hysterically funny and at the same time so poignant and powerful that calling it stand-up barely does it justice.”

Michael Levin, Huffington Post.

Comedy

Sunday 27 7:30pm    buy tickets

Comedy Club November 2024

Friday 1st November 2024

The Comedy Club As Seen On TV

Presents Four TV Comedians, One Stage: A Comedy Feast!

Prepare for a night of endless laughter with four of television’s finest comedians all in one show! Experience a dynamic blend of styles that guarantees a smile for everyone in the audience. Join us for a comedy feast where diversity is the main ingredient for fun!

This evening's lineup includes:

 

Comedy

Friday 01 7:30pm    buy tickets

Kane Brown: Don't Listen to Me. With special guest Christopher Savage.

Thursday 7th November 2024

Fearlessly hilarious delivery combined with honesty and sincerity. Kane Brown is 19 years in the game, has performed around the world, has opened for Guz Khan on his UK Tour, can be seen on Man Like Mobeen (Netflix), Deepfake (Channel 4), She’s the One (Amazon) and heard on his hit Podcast, Rated 18. 

'Kane Brown is the most naturally talented standup with a crowd I’ve ever seen.' – Guz Khan

'Kane will make you laugh till you cry!' – Babatunde Aléshé

Comedy

Thursday 07 8:00pm    buy tickets

Lucy Porter - No Regrets

Saturday 18th January 2025

Lucy Porter - No Regrets!
The irrepressible Lucy Porter bounces back into action with a show all about regrets. Frank Sinatra had too few to mention, but Lucy’s got hundreds, and she’s prepared to go into graphic detail about all of them. Disastrous dates, professional calamities, ruined friendships and parenting fails. Lucy describes all the mistakes she’s made, works out why they happened, and ponders how her life would have turned out if she’d acted differently. 

Comedy

Saturday 18 8:00pm    buy tickets

An Evening with Jeff Stelling

Thursday 20th February 2025

After the huge success of the 2024 tour, it’s unbelievable Jeff…he is coming back!

Epsom Playhouse plays host to an exclusive evening of football nostalgia, fun and entertainment with Sky Sports legend Jeff Stelling; anchor man of Sky Sports Gillette Soccer Saturday for over 30 years.

Comedy, Talks

Thursday 20 8:00pm    buy tickets