Mark Watson 2022
Tuesday 19th July 2022
We've all had some pondering to do about the fragility of life recently, but don't worry, skinny national treasure Mark Watson has it covered. At 41, he's halfway through his days on earth, according to the life expectancy calculator app he paid £1.49 for. That life is in the best shape in living memory... but one problem remains, and it really is a huge one.
Mark Watson 2022
Tuesday 19th July 2022
We've all had some pondering to do about the fragility of life recently, but don't worry, skinny national treasure Mark Watson has it covered. At 41, he's halfway through his days on earth, according to the life expectancy calculator app he paid £1.49 for. That life is in the best shape in living memory... but one problem remains, and it really is a huge one.
Tuesday 19 7:30pm buy tickets
Henning Wehn - It'll All Come Out In The Wash
Thursday 22nd September 2022
Watch German Comedy Ambassador Henning Wehn give everything a good rinse and witness him wring sense out of the nonsensical. An unbiased look at a certain virus might be inevitable but Henning has no agenda; he just happens to be always spot on. It’s a curse.
“A master at using his outsider status. Dazzlingly funny” The Times
“He’s German but he means well” some bloke on Twitter
Henning Wehn - It'll All Come Out In The Wash
Thursday 22nd September 2022
Watch German Comedy Ambassador Henning Wehn give everything a good rinse and witness him wring sense out of the nonsensical. An unbiased look at a certain virus might be inevitable but Henning has no agenda; he just happens to be always spot on. It’s a curse.
“A master at using his outsider status. Dazzlingly funny” The Times
“He’s German but he means well” some bloke on Twitter
Thursday 22 8:00pm buy tickets
Hal Cruttenden
Wednesday 28th September 2022
Hal Cruttenden is a stand-up comedian, as well as being a highly accomplished writer and actor. He's a regular on UK television and radio, having appeared numerous times on Live At The Apollo, Have I Got News For You, Would I Lie To You, Mock The Week, and the Royal Variety Performance. In addition, he's also been a regular on sister shows Bake Off: An Extra Slice and The Apprentice: You're Fired. His first shot in the comedy realm came when he was nominated for the Perrier Newcomer Award in 2002.
Hal Cruttenden
Wednesday 28th September 2022
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The Official Comedy Club As Seen on TV - Oct 2022
Thursday 1st October 2022
Comedy Club on the Road! Celebrating 26 years of bringing Laughter to Life!
The Comedy Club is one of the most recognised & respected names in the comedy Industry and over the years has worked across the UK and Abroad with the best of the best.
For some very special nights in 2022 they have hand-picked some of their favourite Five Star Laughter makers in the UK & brought them together for you in one full show! Be prepared, get buckled up & get ready for one of the funniest nights of your life!
The Official Comedy Club As Seen on TV - Oct 2022
Thursday 1st October 2022
Comedy Club on the Road! Celebrating 26 years of bringing Laughter to Life!
The Comedy Club is one of the most recognised & respected names in the comedy Industry and over the years has worked across the UK and Abroad with the best of the best.
For some very special nights in 2022 they have hand-picked some of their favourite Five Star Laughter makers in the UK & brought them together for you in one full show! Be prepared, get buckled up & get ready for one of the funniest nights of your life!
Saturday 01 7:30pm buy tickets
Milton Jones - Milton Impossible
Monday 24th October 2022
One man. One Mission. Is it possible? No, not really.
Him with the shirts from Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo and Radio 4.
Milton reveals the truth about being an international spy, before being given a disappointing new identity which forced him to appear on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo.
But this is also a love story with the twist, or even a really bad sprain.
Just gloriously daft nonsense or is there a deeper meaning? Every man has his price. Sainsburys, where good food costs less.
Milton Jones - Milton Impossible
Monday 24th October 2022
One man. One Mission. Is it possible? No, not really.
Him with the shirts from Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo and Radio 4.
Milton reveals the truth about being an international spy, before being given a disappointing new identity which forced him to appear on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo.
But this is also a love story with the twist, or even a really bad sprain.
Just gloriously daft nonsense or is there a deeper meaning? Every man has his price. Sainsburys, where good food costs less.
Monday 24 7:30pm buy tickets
Queenz - The Show with Balls
Thursday 27th October 2022
QUEENZ - The Show with BALLS!
The trailblazing, life affirming drag extravaganza taking the UK by storm. Featuring mind blowing LIVE vocals, and not a lip-sync in sight! Join these death-dropping divas as they slay the biggest hits of all time and serve up the sequin-clad pop party we’ve all been gagging for!
Queenz - The Show with Balls
Thursday 27th October 2022
QUEENZ - The Show with BALLS!
The trailblazing, life affirming drag extravaganza taking the UK by storm. Featuring mind blowing LIVE vocals, and not a lip-sync in sight! Join these death-dropping divas as they slay the biggest hits of all time and serve up the sequin-clad pop party we’ve all been gagging for!
Thursday 27 8:00pm buy tickets
Dom Joly's Holiday Snaps - Travel and Comedy in The Danger Zone
Saturday 5th November 2022
Dom Joly is best known as the creator of Trigger Happy TV. And now the writer and broadcaster is undertaking his first UK tour since 2011, giving fans a rare opportunity to see him live. Dom will be talking about his exploits as a serial globe-trotting and seeker of dangerous travel spots. From North Korea though the Congo and Syria to Chernobyl, he's visited some of the most unusual places on the planet. Joly famously attended school with Osama Bin Laden and armed with a trusty Powerpoint, fans can expect his holiday snaps to provide comedy and a sense of danger.
Dom Joly's Holiday Snaps - Travel and Comedy in The Danger Zone
Saturday 5th November 2022
Dom Joly is best known as the creator of Trigger Happy TV. And now the writer and broadcaster is undertaking his first UK tour since 2011, giving fans a rare opportunity to see him live. Dom will be talking about his exploits as a serial globe-trotting and seeker of dangerous travel spots. From North Korea though the Congo and Syria to Chernobyl, he's visited some of the most unusual places on the planet. Joly famously attended school with Osama Bin Laden and armed with a trusty Powerpoint, fans can expect his holiday snaps to provide comedy and a sense of danger.
Saturday 05 7:30pm buy tickets
That'll Be The Day Christmas Show 2022
Monday 14th November 2022
That’ll Be The Day Christmas Show 2022
That’ll Be The Day is back with another timeless Rock ‘n’ Roll Christmas Show, so get ready to kick off your festive season in the best possible way.
Completely refreshed year after year, the show combines all of your favourite pop Christmas classics and traditional Christmas songs with hilarious comedy sketches and world - class impersonations.
That'll Be The Day Christmas Show 2022
Monday 14th November 2022
That’ll Be The Day Christmas Show 2022
That’ll Be The Day is back with another timeless Rock ‘n’ Roll Christmas Show, so get ready to kick off your festive season in the best possible way.
Completely refreshed year after year, the show combines all of your favourite pop Christmas classics and traditional Christmas songs with hilarious comedy sketches and world - class impersonations.
Monday 14 7:30pm buy tickets
The Official Comedy Club As Seen on TV - Nov 2022
Saturday 19th November 2022
Comedy Club on the Road! Celebrating 26 years of bringing Laughter to Life!
The Comedy Club is one of the most recognised & respected names in the comedy Industry and over the years has worked across the UK and Abroad with the best of the best.
For some very special nights in 2022 they have hand-picked some of their favourite Five Star Laughter makers in the UK & brought them together for you in one full show! Be prepared, get buckled up & get ready for one of the funniest nights of your life!
The Official Comedy Club As Seen on TV - Nov 2022
Saturday 19th November 2022
Comedy Club on the Road! Celebrating 26 years of bringing Laughter to Life!
The Comedy Club is one of the most recognised & respected names in the comedy Industry and over the years has worked across the UK and Abroad with the best of the best.
For some very special nights in 2022 they have hand-picked some of their favourite Five Star Laughter makers in the UK & brought them together for you in one full show! Be prepared, get buckled up & get ready for one of the funniest nights of your life!
Saturday 19 7:30pm buy tickets
Dick Whittington - Panto 2022
Thursday 15th December 2022 to Sunday 8th January 2023
The Epsom Playhouse and Spillers Pantomimes are proud to present...Dick Whittington - Panto 2022.
A truly magical panto classic. Follow Dick, his loyal cat and various characters he meets, as he seeks fame and fortune in London town!
A colourful, musical adventure that is just Puurfect for the whole family!
Special Thanks to our Pantomime Supporters:
Dick Whittington - Panto 2022
Thursday 15th December 2022 to Sunday 8th January 2023
The Epsom Playhouse and Spillers Pantomimes are proud to present...Dick Whittington - Panto 2022.
A truly magical panto classic. Follow Dick, his loyal cat and various characters he meets, as he seeks fame and fortune in London town!
A colourful, musical adventure that is just Puurfect for the whole family!
Special Thanks to our Pantomime Supporters:
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Burlesque, Bubbles & Drag - Welcome to The Circus!
Friday 2nd December 2022
A spectacular all-singing, all-dancing extravaganza combining the hottest choreography with the most powerful voices & delivering a truly memorable performance for one night only!
The Bubbles Burlesque & Drag "Circus" event from Lady D & Partners is this year raising funds for our local friends, amazing charity - Kingswood Shetlands & non-profit - Celeb FC.
Make sure YOU are there - Last years event saw tickets sell out in under 2 weeks!
You do not want to miss this bubbly, hot night of fun.
Expect the unexpected!
Burlesque, Bubbles & Drag - Welcome to The Circus!
Friday 2nd December 2022
A spectacular all-singing, all-dancing extravaganza combining the hottest choreography with the most powerful voices & delivering a truly memorable performance for one night only!
The Bubbles Burlesque & Drag "Circus" event from Lady D & Partners is this year raising funds for our local friends, amazing charity - Kingswood Shetlands & non-profit - Celeb FC.
Make sure YOU are there - Last years event saw tickets sell out in under 2 weeks!
You do not want to miss this bubbly, hot night of fun.
Expect the unexpected!
Friday 02 7:30pm buy tickets
The Greatest Magician Jan 2023
Wednesday 18th January 2023
AN ALL NEW SHOW FOR 2023 - presented by the magician most famous for jamming the BBC switchboard after he correctly predicted the lottery
The Greatest Magician Jan 2023
Wednesday 18th January 2023
AN ALL NEW SHOW FOR 2023 - presented by the magician most famous for jamming the BBC switchboard after he correctly predicted the lottery
Wednesday 18 7:30pm buy tickets
Lucy Porter - Wake-Up Call
Thursday 13th & Friday 14th April 2023
A brand new stand-up show from the TV and radio favourite. As heard on Radio 4’s The News Quiz and The Now Show and seen on Would I Lie to You, QI and Live at the Apollo.
Wake-Up Call is a show about revelations, realisations and epiphanies - both large and small. Subjects covered include: Bin collection schedules, the novels of Jean Rhys, cats, school fair booze tombolas, the Scottish Enlightenment, pressure washers and Huel. It’s an exuberant, silly show with some wisdom sprinkled on top.
‘Impeccably punch-lined anecdotes… genuinely delightful‘ - The Telegraph
Lucy Porter - Wake-Up Call
Thursday 13th & Friday 14th April 2023
A brand new stand-up show from the TV and radio favourite. As heard on Radio 4’s The News Quiz and The Now Show and seen on Would I Lie to You, QI and Live at the Apollo.
Wake-Up Call is a show about revelations, realisations and epiphanies - both large and small. Subjects covered include: Bin collection schedules, the novels of Jean Rhys, cats, school fair booze tombolas, the Scottish Enlightenment, pressure washers and Huel. It’s an exuberant, silly show with some wisdom sprinkled on top.
‘Impeccably punch-lined anecdotes… genuinely delightful‘ - The Telegraph
Thursday 13 8:00pm buy tickets
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