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The Epsom Playhouse  and Box office is now closed until further notice.

Following recent government recommendations we agree closing is the safest option for our patrons, performers, promotors and staff.

Comedy, Dance, Drama, Family, Films, Music, Talks

Sunday 31 12:00am    buy tickets

James Phelan: Troublemaker 2021

Thursday 4th February 2021

Viral sensation and star of BBC Radio, James Phelan presents a unique magical prank show that is both jaw dropping and laugh out loud funny!
Troublemaker is a mind-blowing rollercoaster filled with mystery and hilarity – from mind-reading outrageous confessions from members of the audience, to risking the safety of iPhones.

Comedy, Family

Thursday 04 7:30pm    buy tickets

The Sooty Show

Thursday 8th April 2021

Izzy wizzy, let’s get busy! Join Sooty for his brand new Laugh Out Loud Magic Show! 

Direct from their hit ITV series, Sooty, Sweep and Soo and TV’s Richard Cadell will amaze you with impossible tricks and sidesplitting jokes! Be astounded at Sooty's flying car, Soo’s singing unicorn and Sweep’s levitating sausage! 

With special guests circus star Michael Jordan and the ultraviolet specialties of Fantasie de la Nuit. 

A spectacular treat for the whole family – including a chance to meet Richard and Sooty after the show! Book now!

Comedy, Family

Thursday 08 11:00am    buy tickets

Thursday 08 2:30pm    buy tickets

Lucy Porter - Be Prepared (Myers Studio)

Saturday 24th April 2021

TV favourite Lucy returns with another fantastic stand-up show.

At Brownies, Lucy thought she’d be prepared for anything as long as she had her emergency 10p for a phone box, and knew how to tie a Fisherman’s knot.

Life turned out to be slightly more complicated than Brown Owl let on.

‘A treat from start to finish’ - The Herald

‘Impeccably punch-lined anecdotes… genuinely delightful‘ - The Telegraph

Recent TV includes Would I Lie to You, QI and Impossible, she’s a regular on Radio 4’s News Quiz and The Now Show.

Comedy

Saturday 24 8:00pm    buy tickets

Clive Anderson

Wednesday 12th May 2021

Broken Robot Productions & So Comedy by arrangement with Curtis Brown presents

CLIVE ANDERSON: ME, MACBETH and  I

The host of Whose Line Is It Anyway, Loose Ends and Talks Back takes to the road with his much-anticipated first ever solo tour, in a one-man show guaranteed to be funnier than Shakespeare’s greatest tragedy.

‘A complete delight’ ****
The Telegraph

‘An assured and entertaining hour’ ****
The Times

Comedy, Talks

Wednesday 12 7:30pm    buy tickets

The Comedy Club As Seen on TV Presents...May 2021

Friday 14th May 2021

 

The Comedy Club on the Road

The Official Comedy Club Celebrates bringing ‘Laughter to Life’ for 25 years at The Epsom Playhouse

Comedy

Friday 14 7:30pm    buy tickets

Lucy Porter - Be Prepared (Myers Studio)

Saturday 22nd May 2021

TV favourite Lucy returns with another fantastic stand-up show.

At Brownies, Lucy thought she’d be prepared for anything as long as she had her emergency 10p for a phone box, and knew how to tie a Fisherman’s knot.

Life turned out to be slightly more complicated than Brown Owl let on.

‘A treat from start to finish’ - The Herald

‘Impeccably punch-lined anecdotes… genuinely delightful‘ - The Telegraph

Recent TV includes Would I Lie to You, QI and Impossible, she’s a regular on Radio 4’s News Quiz and The Now Show.

Comedy

Saturday 22 8:00pm    buy tickets

Come What May- The Ultimate Tribute to Moulin Rouge

Monday 24th May 2021

This production has been rescheduled to Mon 24th May 2021.  Tickets will be automatically transferred. If unable to attend revised date pease contact The Box Office.

Comedy, Dance, Drama, Music

Monday 24 7:30pm    buy tickets

Scummy Mummies

Thursday 2nd September 2021

Join comedians Ellie Gibson and Helen Thorn as they celebrate the scummier side of parenting, from drinking wine at teatime to hiding from the PTA. Expect stand-up, sketches, songs and some very scummy stories. Guaranteed to make parents laugh and non-parents happy about their life choices. Based on the hit Scummy Mummies podcast and bestselling book.

Comedy

Thursday 02 7:30pm    buy tickets

Ed Byrne If I'm Honest Sep

Sunday 12th September 2021

Ed Byrne – If I’m Honest….

Tour extension due to popular demand!

Due to the continued success of Ed Byrne’s “If I’m Honest…” UK tour this additional date has been added in response to enthusiastic public demand.

Join Ed as he takes a long hard look at himself and tries to decide if he has ANY traits that are worth passing on to his children.

Since storming the Edinburgh Festival in 2019, this masterclass in observational comedy has been filling venues across the country with available tickets in short supply.

Comedy

Sunday 12 8:00pm    buy tickets

That'll Be The Day Oct 2021

Monday 13th September 2021

Don’t miss the UK’s best touring Rock & Roll variety show on the road

today.... That’ll Be The Day.

You’re in for three hours of brilliant entertainment from start to finish featuring hits from the golden age of pop music mixed with a whole lot of fun and laughs along the way.

A guaranteed top night out. Trevor, Gary and the gang never disappoint.

Come and join us.


‘THREE HOURS OF MUSIC & MAYHEM’ The Express

‘THE BEST ROCK ‘N’ ROLL SHOW ON THE ROAD’ Time Out

 

Comedy, Music

Monday 13 7:30pm    buy tickets

Paul Zerdin Hands Free

Monday 27th September 2021

Back by popular demand, Paul Zerdin and everyone’s favourite puppets are heading your way with a brand new UK tour in Autumn 2021.

Sam, Albert, Baby, Roger the bodyguard and an urban fox have all survived 2020 locked down with Paul….well nearly.

They can’t wait to see you, so get ready to be involved. As well as his hilarious characters ‘Hands Free’ features Paul giving us a glimpse into his own world showing us what it’s like to be able to throw your voice in everyday situations where anything and everything can talk back!

Comedy

Monday 27 7:30pm    buy tickets

Emily Atack: Has Left The Group

Wednesday 29th September 2021

Emily Atack is back with a brand-spanking new show!

She’s said goodbye to her carefree twenties and is now wondering what life is like as a mature, responsible grown up... if she finds one, she’ll ask. 
Until then she’ll be bringing her trademark humour, honesty and playfulness to explore everything from work to dating to her latest obsession… leaving the WhatsApp Group.

Join Emily this autumn for her famous anecdotes and range of impressions, for what promises to be a truly incredible night. 

TW: @EmAtack | INSTA: @emilyatackofficial

Comedy, Talks

Wednesday 29 8:00pm    buy tickets

Omid Djalili - The Good Times Tour

Thursday 30th September 2021

After experimenting with a Zoom gig where he got muted by 639 people and a Drive-in gig where Omid witnessed an audience member get out his car, attach a hose pipe to his exhaust and feed it through the window; multi award-winning comedian and actor Omid Djalili is now where he belongs, on a stage and bringing back the Good Times.  

Comedy

Thursday 30 8:00pm    buy tickets

Sh*t Faced Shakespeare®: Romeo and Juliet

Thursday 14th October 2021

The smash-hit, internationally acclaimed, multi sell-out fringe phenomenon is touring the UK with one of Shakespeare's most loved plays: Romeo and Juliet.

Sh*t-faced Shakespeare is the hilarious combination of an entirely serious adaptation of a Shakespearean classic, with an entirely sh*t-faced cast member.

Comedy, Drama

Thursday 14 8:00pm    buy tickets

Thursday 14 8:00pm    buy tickets

Milton Jones - Milton Impossible

Monday 1st November 2021

One man. One Mission. Is it possible? No, not really.

Him with the shirts from Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo and Radio 4.

Milton reveals the truth about being an international spy, before being given a disappointing new identity which forced him to appear on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo.

But this is also a love story with the twist, or even a really bad sprain.

Just gloriously daft nonsense or is there a deeper meaning? Every man has his price. Sainsburys, where good food costs less.

Comedy

Monday 01 7:30pm    buy tickets

Count Arthur Strong 20th Anniversary Tour

Friday 27th November 2021

A twentieth anniversary tour!

After many years of giving his wonderful lecture talks of his he does, Count Arthur Strong has at last bowed to substantial pubic demand and allowed himself be talked into making the show about himself for once. And that had never occurred to him before because of him being highly magnanimous.

From his breakthrough Edinburgh Fringe show ‘Forgotten Egypt’ in 2002, to talking about himself in 2022.

Comedy

Saturday 27 7:30pm    buy tickets

Beauty and The Beast - Christmas Panto 2021

Saturday 11th December 2021 - Mon 3rd January 2022

Panto is back for 2021.

At the Great British Pantomime Awards 2020, The Epsom Playhouse pantomime ‘Peter Pan’ won the ‘BEST PANTOMIME IN COUNTRY’ category.  

This year the creative team have worked their magic once again and present to you another ‘BEAUTY’ of a pantomime and Beauty & The Beast promises something for everyone.

Comedy, laughter, singing, dancing and a beautiful love story waiting to be told.

With a fabulous professional cast of actors, singers, comics and dancers, next year’s pantomime is the perfect treat for the whole family at Christmas.

This classic fairy tale has been transformed into a rip-roaring family pantomime for all children aged from 4 to 104.

Can Belle rescue her father, will the Beast ever find true love, can 'Lumi’ ever get a job and will Nanny Fanny ever remember where she is?

Who could ever learn to love a Beast?

Only time will tell...

Comedy, Dance, Drama, Family, Music

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Hal Cruttenden

Friday 4th February 2022

Returning to the Epsom Playhouse in Feb 2022, Hal Cruttenden is one of the top stand up comedians working in the UK today, as well as being a highly accomplished writer and actor.

Comedy

Friday 04 8:00pm    buy tickets

Epsom Players present Shrek The Musical

Tuesday 8th to Saturday 12th March 2022

Based on the Oscar-winning DreamWorks Animation film, Shrek The Musical brings the fairytale to life in this all-singing, all-dancing, visually-spectacular musical comedy.

Comedy, Dance, Drama, Family, Music

Tuesday 08 7:30pm    buy tickets

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