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Epsom Light Opera Company present The Producers

Tuesday 22nd to Saturday 26th October 2024

Epsom Light Opera Company is thrilled to be staging THE PRODUCERS at the Epsom Playhouse this autumn.

Comedy, Drama

Saturday 26 2:30pm    buy tickets

Saturday 26 7:30pm    buy tickets

Omid Djalili - Namaste

Sunday 27th October 2024

The Persian Comedy Powerhouse performs his critically acclaimed new show NAMASTE where Omid peacefully bows to his inner anger and unleashes a torrent of comedic vitriol upon the current state of this dangerously messed up planet.

No government gets a green card. No tyrant avoids a take down. No audience member leaves the theatre with an ounce of laughter left in them.

You have been warned.

“So hysterically funny and at the same time so poignant and powerful that calling it stand-up barely does it justice.”

Michael Levin, Huffington Post.

Comedy

Sunday 27 7:30pm    buy tickets

Comedy Club November 2024

Friday 1st November 2024

The Comedy Club As Seen On TV

Presents Four TV Comedians, One Stage: A Comedy Feast!

Prepare for a night of endless laughter with four of television’s finest comedians all in one show! Experience a dynamic blend of styles that guarantees a smile for everyone in the audience. Join us for a comedy feast where diversity is the main ingredient for fun!

This evening's lineup includes:

 

Comedy

Friday 01 7:30pm    buy tickets

Kane Brown: Don't Listen to Me. With special guest Christopher Savage.

Thursday 7th November 2024

Fearlessly hilarious delivery combined with honesty and sincerity. Kane Brown is 19 years in the game, has performed around the world, has opened for Guz Khan on his UK Tour, can be seen on Man Like Mobeen (Netflix), Deepfake (Channel 4), She’s the One (Amazon) and heard on his hit Podcast, Rated 18. 

'Kane Brown is the most naturally talented standup with a crowd I’ve ever seen.' – Guz Khan

'Kane will make you laugh till you cry!' – Babatunde Aléshé

Comedy

Thursday 07 8:00pm    buy tickets

Ed Byrne: Tragedy Plus Time 2025

Wednesday 15th January 2025

From the quote attributed to Mark Twain, humour is defined as Tragedy Plus Time. Come and join Ed as he tests that formula by mining the most tragic event in his life for laughs. 

As seen hosting Live At The Apollo and regular appearances on QI and Mock The Week (BBC). 

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Edinburgh Fringe 2023 was a bumper 5-star review year for Ed. They came in thick and fast alongside outstanding critical acclaim for this exceptionally funny, ‘Best Reviewed Stand Up Show at Edinburgh 2023’ (British Comedy Guide). 

Comedy, Talks

Wednesday 15 7:30pm    buy tickets

The Dreamer - Live

Thursday 16th and Saturday 18th January 2025

This astonishing, enigmatic, five star rated magic show will leave you aching with laughter dizzy in disbelief.

Presented by James Phelan, the award-winning magician most infamous for jamming the BBC switchboard after he correctly predicted the lottery.  

From making audience members forget their own name, to making live snow fill the auditorium - this jaw-dropping show is unlike anything you've seen before.

Comedy, Talks

Thursday 16 7:30pm    buy tickets

Saturday 18 7:30pm    buy tickets

Lucy Porter - No Regrets

Saturday 18th January 2025

Lucy Porter - No Regrets!
The irrepressible Lucy Porter bounces back into action with a show all about regrets. Frank Sinatra had too few to mention, but Lucy’s got hundreds, and she’s prepared to go into graphic detail about all of them. Disastrous dates, professional calamities, ruined friendships and parenting fails. Lucy describes all the mistakes she’s made, works out why they happened, and ponders how her life would have turned out if she’d acted differently. 

Comedy

Saturday 18 8:00pm    buy tickets

Comedy Club: January 2025

Friday 24th January 2025

Join us for a comedy feast with:

SUSAN MURRAY

“Susan Murray’s ‘baffled-everywoman-persona’ cloaks a dry, intelligent wit.” Stewart Lee

Comedy

Friday 24 7:30pm    buy tickets

Jim Davidson: The Next Chapter

Thursday 13th February 2025

In the ever-evolving book of British comedy, Jim Davidson OBE remains a best-seller, writing new chapters of hilarity that captivate capacity audiences year after year. Despite the relentless attempts of a few to pen his comedic demise, Davidson's narrative continues to thrive, his fans turning every show into a page-turning success. As we turn to this brand-new chapter for 2025, Jim invites you to join him for another evening of rip-roaring, grown-up comedy.

Comedy, Talks

Thursday 13 7:30pm    buy tickets

An Evening with Jeff Stelling

Thursday 20th February 2025

After the huge success of the 2024 tour, it’s unbelievable Jeff…he is coming back!

Epsom Playhouse plays host to an exclusive evening of football nostalgia, fun and entertainment with Sky Sports legend Jeff Stelling; anchor man of Sky Sports Gillette Soccer Saturday for over 30 years.

Comedy, Talks

Thursday 20 8:00pm    buy tickets

Chris McCausland: Yonks! (Evening Performance)

Saturday 22nd February 2025

A brand-new show for 2025! You might have seen him on Scared of the Dark, Would I Lie to You, Have I Got News for You, The Royal Variety, QI, Blankety Blank, The Last Leg, and tons more as well. He's been called an "overnight success" - Even though he's been doing this for bloody yonks! Chris McCausland is hitting the road again with another masterclass in stand-up comedy that has literally been yonks in the making - the last tour was a sell-out, so get your tickets now!

Recommended age: 16+

Comedy

Saturday 22 7:30pm    buy tickets

Chris McCausland: Yonks! (Afternoon Performance)

Saturday 22nd February 2025

A brand-new show for 2025! You might have seen him on Scared of the Dark, Would I Lie to You, Have I Got News for You, The Royal Variety, QI, Blankety Blank, The Last Leg, and tons more as well. He's been called an "overnight success" - Even though he's been doing this for bloody yonks! Chris McCausland is hitting the road again with another masterclass in stand-up comedy that has literally been yonks in the making - the last tour was a sell-out, so get your tickets now!

Recommended age: 16+

Comedy, Talks

Saturday 22 4:00pm    buy tickets

Su Pollard Still Fully Charged

Tuesday 11th March 2025

Oh eck! It’s been 50 years...

Meet Su and her accompanist live on stage to celebrate her 50 years in show business with a night of hilarious laughter, fabulous songs and wonderful stories.

Comedy

Tuesday 11 7:30pm    buy tickets

Comedy Club: March 2025

Friday 14th March 2025

JAMES REDMOND

Emmerdale (ITV) Hollyoaks (Ch4), Casualty (BBC1), Never Mind the Buzzcocks (BBC2), Celebrity Who Wants to be a Millionaire (ITV1), Soccor AM (Sky1)

Comedy

Friday 14 7:30pm    buy tickets

The Witches of Eastwick presented by Epsom Players

Tuesday 18th March till Saturday 22nd March 2025

In a suburban American town riddled with secrets, three single ladies wishing for the man of their dreams get more than they bargained for in this scandalous, wicked, devil-may-care musical comedy.

Comedy, Drama, Music

Tuesday 18 7:30pm    buy tickets

Wednesday 19 7:30pm    buy tickets

Thursday 20 7:30pm    buy tickets

Friday 21 7:30pm    buy tickets

Saturday 22 2:30pm    buy tickets

Saturday 22 7:30pm    buy tickets

Crazy for You presented by the Epsom Light Opera Company

Tuesday 8th till Saturday 12th April 2025

Epsom Light Opera Company is excited to be staging Crazy For You at the Epsom Playhouse this coming Spring!

Comedy, Drama, Music

Tuesday 08 7:30pm    buy tickets

Wednesday 09 7:30pm    buy tickets

Thursday 10 7:30pm    buy tickets

Friday 11 7:30pm    buy tickets

Saturday 12 2:30pm    buy tickets

Saturday 12 7:30pm    buy tickets