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Beauty and The Beast - Christmas Panto 2021

Saturday 11th December 2021 - Mon 3rd January 2022

Panto is back for 2021.

At the Great British Pantomime Awards 2020, The Epsom Playhouse pantomime ‘Peter Pan’ won the ‘BEST PANTOMIME IN COUNTRY’ category.  

This year the creative team have worked their magic once again and present to you another ‘BEAUTY’ of a pantomime and Beauty & The Beast promises something for everyone.

Comedy, laughter, singing, dancing and a beautiful love story waiting to be told.

With a fabulous professional cast of actors, singers, comics and dancers, this year’s pantomime is the perfect treat for the whole family at Christmas.

This classic fairy tale has been transformed into a rip-roaring family pantomime for all children aged from 4 to 104.

Can Belle rescue her father, will the Beast ever find true love, can 'Lumi’ ever get a job and will Nanny Fanny ever remember where she is?

Who could ever learn to love a Beast?

Only time will tell...

Comedy, Dance, Drama, Family, Music

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Ed Byrne If I'm Honest - Jan 2022

Thursday 20th January 2022

has been added in response to enthusiastic public demand.

Join Ed as he takes a long hard look at himself and tries to decide if he has ANY traits that are worth passing on to his children.

Since storming the Edinburgh Festival in 2019, this masterclass in observational comedy has been filling venues across the country with available tickets in short supply.

A TV household name, you may have seen Ed on Live At The Apollo (Host, BBC), Mock The Week (BBC), The Pilgrimage (BBC), Top Gear (BBC) and QI (BBC).

Comedy

Thursday 20 8:00pm    buy tickets

The Comedy Club...As Seen On TV - Jan 2022

Thursday 27th January 2022

Comedy Club on the Road! Celebrating 26 years of bringing Laughter to Life!
The Comedy Club is one of the most recognised & respected names in the comedy Industry and over the years has worked across the UK and Abroad with the best of the best. 
For some very special nights in 2022 they have hand-picked some of their favourite Five Star Laughter makers in the UK & brought them together for you in one full show! Be prepared, get buckled up & get ready for one of the funniest nights of your life!

Comedy

Thursday 27 7:30pm    buy tickets

The Counterfeit Stones 2022

Saturday 29th January 2022

The Counterfeit Stones are more than a tribute to the Rolling Stones, they're a complete re-enactment. With a healthy smattering of 'Spinal Tap' humour, their performances take on an almost cartoon-like air.
The theatre production is essentially a mockumentary of the Rolling Stones' colourful history from 1962. The repertoire, instruments and clothes faithfully match those of the originals, and the show has been affectionately described as a masterpiece in 'fraud rock and hookey nostalgia'.

 

Comedy, Music

Saturday 29 8:00pm    buy tickets

Matt Chorley - Who Is In Charge here?

Tuesday 8th February 2021

Matt Chorley: Who Is In Charge Here?

Matt Chorley has spent the past 15 years in Westminster seeing up close how politics works, or doesn’t. After the sell-out success of his first tour This Is Not Normal, the award-winning Times columnist and Times Radio presenter is back with an hilarious new show exploring who really calls the shots. Is the Prime Minister actually in charge, or at the mercy of the opposition, backbenchers, lobbyists, the media, spin doctors, his wife, or the Queen? 

‘No politician is spared in this delightful display of disdain’ **** 
The Times

Comedy, Talks

Tuesday 08 8:00pm    buy tickets

Thinking Drinkers Pub Quiz

Wednesday 9th February 2022

Returning with a BRAND NEW SHOW. The hilarious, award-winning drinks experts host history’s greatest ever pub quiz packed with loads of funny, fascinating facts and FIVE free discerning drinks for every audience member. You’ll learn a lot and you’ll laugh a lot as answers to life’s most important and unusual questions appear at the bottom of your glass.

'Terrific show. The best value for money in town' **** Scotsman.

‘An erudite, liquor-loving duo’ Metro.

‘Pioneers of alcohol-based comedy’ Sunday Times.

Comedy, Talks

Wednesday 09 8:00pm    buy tickets

Count Arthur Strong 20th Anniversary Tour 2022

Thursday 10th February 2022

A twentieth anniversary tour!

After many years of giving his wonderful lecture talks of his he does, Count Arthur Strong has at last bowed to substantial pubic demand and allowed himself be talked into making the show about himself for once. And that had never occurred to him before because of him being highly magnanimous.

From his breakthrough Edinburgh Fringe show ‘Forgotten Egypt’ in 2002, to talking about himself in 2022.

Comedy

Thursday 10 7:30pm    buy tickets

Pete K Mally - 20 Years of Teaching, One Angry Rant!

Wednesday 23rd February 2022

Join comedian Pete K Mally as he brings his stand-up show to Epsom where he talks about his experiences of school, as a student and as a teacher and why nobody should ever go into teaching - Ever!

*Myers Studio is unallocated seating. 

Comedy

Wednesday 23 8:00pm    buy tickets

The Greatest Magician

Wednesday 2nd March 2022

A DAZZLING new MAGIC SHOW - presented by the magician most famous for jamming the BBC switchboards are he correctly predicted the lottery. This astonishing, enigmatic, five star rated magic show will leave you aching from laughter and dizzy in disbelief.

Comedy, Family

Wednesday 02 7:30pm    buy tickets

Epsom Players present Shrek The Musical

Tuesday 8th to Saturday 12th March 2022

Based on the Oscar-winning DreamWorks Animation film, Shrek The Musical brings the fairytale to life in this all-singing, all-dancing, visually-spectacular musical comedy.

Comedy, Dance, Drama, Family, Music

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Clive Anderson

Tuesday 22nd March 2022

Broken Robot Productions & So Comedy by arrangement with Curtis Brown presents

CLIVE ANDERSON: ME, MACBETH and  I

The host of Whose Line Is It Anyway, Loose Ends and Talks Back takes to the road with his much-anticipated first ever solo tour, in a one-man show guaranteed to be funnier than Shakespeare’s greatest tragedy.

‘A complete delight’ ****
The Telegraph

‘An assured and entertaining hour’ ****
The Times

Comedy, Talks

Tuesday 22 7:30pm    buy tickets

Come What May- The Ultimate Tribute to Moulin Rouge Starring Robin Windsor

Thursday 31st March 2022

Come What May - The Ultimate Tribute to Moulin Rouge

Starring Robin Windsor

We present to you an all-singing, all-dancing extravaganza as you enter the secret world of one of the greatest movie-musicals of all time.Featuring Strictly Come Dancing’s sensational Robin Windsor and a cast of top West End performers.

Bursting at the seams with timeless classics including Come What May, Your Song, Diamonds Are A Girls Best Friend, Roxanne and Lady Marmalade plus hit songs from The Greatest Showman and other iconic movie musicals.

Comedy, Dance, Drama, Music

Thursday 31 7:30pm    buy tickets

Gary Delaney - Gary in Punderland

Monday 4th April 2022

Get ready to dive into a rabbit hole of the best jokes in the world - star of Live at the Apollo and sell-out sensation Gary Delaney is back!
One of the most sought after joke writers in the country and longstanding Mock the Week special guest, Gary has been through the laughing glass and he’s ready to bring you a brand new show with hit after hit of the kind of one-liners only a master could craft.
If you’re hunting for snark, Gary’s got it covered!

Comedy

Monday 04 7:30pm    buy tickets

The Sooty Show

Thursday 7th April 2022

Izzy wizzy, let’s get busy! Join Sooty for his brand new Laugh Out Loud Magic Show! 

Direct from their hit ITV series, Sooty, Sweep and Soo and TV’s Richard Cadell will amaze you with impossible tricks and sidesplitting jokes! Be astounded at Sooty's flying car, Soo’s singing unicorn and Sweep’s levitating sausage! 

With special guests circus star Michael Jordan and the ultraviolet specialties of Fantasie de la Nuit. 

A spectacular treat for the whole family – including a chance to meet Richard and Sooty after the show! Book now!

Comedy, Family

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The Official Comedy Club As Seen on TV - April 2022

Thursday 21st April 2022

Comedy Club on the Road! Celebrating 26 years of bringing Laughter to Life!
The Comedy Club is one of the most recognised & respected names in the comedy Industry and over the years has worked across the UK and Abroad with the best of the best. 
For some very special nights in 2022 they have hand-picked some of their favourite Five Star Laughter makers in the UK & brought them together for you in one full show! Be prepared, get buckled up & get ready for one of the funniest nights of your life!

Comedy

Thursday 21 7:30pm    buy tickets

Sam Avery - Role Model (Myers - Unallocated seating)

Saturday 14th May 2022

Sam needs to step up. 

With two children looking to him for guidance, it’s high-time he evolved into the role model he always thought he’d be. But he didn’t sleep well last night and being a hero is harder than it looks. Plus, he forgot to put the bins out and now his wife hates him. 

In this side-splitting new stand-up show, Sam explores what it means to be a role model in modern Britain, how the people he looked up to shaped his world, and how the struggle to help his kids find their moral compass often causes him to misplace his own.

Comedy

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Chris McCausland - Speaky Blinder 2022

Wednesday 18th May 2022

You've seen him on Would I Lie to You? - Have I Got News for You - QI - 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown - and Live at the Apollo... One of the UK's top stand-ups Chris McCausland is heading back out on tour and returning with another chance to see his "Sunday Times Best of the Edinburgh Fringe" show Speaky Blinder.

He's blind. He's a dad. He's a husband. He's third in command. He'll speaky about all of that, and loads more. 

'Passionate and rib-tickling. An illuminating, heartfelt performance. Highly recommended EdFestMagazine

Comedy

Wednesday 18 8:00pm    buy tickets

Mark Watson 2022

Tuesday 19th July 2022

We've all had some pondering to do about the fragility of life recently, but don't worry, skinny national treasure Mark Watson has it covered.  At 41, he's halfway through his days on earth, according to the life expectancy calculator app he paid £1.49 for. That life is in the best shape in living memory... but one problem remains, and it really is a huge one. 

Comedy

Tuesday 19 7:30pm    buy tickets

Dom Joly's Holiday Snaps - Travel and Comedy in The Danger Zone

Sunday 27th February 2022

Dom Joly is best known as the creator of Trigger Happy TV. And now the writer and broadcaster is undertaking his first UK tour since 2011, giving fans a rare opportunity to see him live. Dom will be talking about his exploits as a serial globe-trotting and seeker of dangerous travel spots. From North Korea though the Congo and Syria to Chernobyl, he's visited some of the most unusual places on the planet. Joly famously attended school with Osama Bin Laden and armed with a trusty Powerpoint, fans can expect his holiday snaps to provide comedy and a sense of danger.

Comedy, Talks

Tuesday 27 7:30pm    buy tickets

Hal Cruttenden

Wednesday 28th September 2022

Hal Cruttenden is a stand-up comedian, as well as being a highly accomplished writer and actor.
 
 He's a regular on UK television and radio, having appeared numerous times on Live At The Apollo, Have I Got News For You, Would I Lie To You, Mock The Week, and the Royal Variety Performance. In addition, he's also been a regular on sister shows Bake Off: An Extra Slice and The Apprentice: You're Fired.
 His first shot in the comedy realm came when he was nominated for the Perrier Newcomer Award in 2002.
Comedy

Wednesday 28 7:30pm    buy tickets

The Official Comedy Club As Seen on TV - Oct 2022

Thursday 1st October 2022

Comedy Club on the Road! Celebrating 26 years of bringing Laughter to Life!

The Comedy Club is one of the most recognised & respected names in the comedy Industry and over the years has worked across the UK and Abroad with the best of the best.

For some very special nights in 2022 they have hand-picked some of their favourite Five Star Laughter makers in the UK & brought them together for you in one full show! Be prepared, get buckled up & get ready for one of the funniest nights of your life!

Comedy

Saturday 01 7:30pm    buy tickets

Milton Jones - Milton Impossible

Monday 24th October 2022

One man. One Mission. Is it possible? No, not really.

Him with the shirts from Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo and Radio 4.

Milton reveals the truth about being an international spy, before being given a disappointing new identity which forced him to appear on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo.

But this is also a love story with the twist, or even a really bad sprain.

Just gloriously daft nonsense or is there a deeper meaning? Every man has his price. Sainsburys, where good food costs less.

Comedy

Monday 24 7:30pm    buy tickets

Queenz - The Show with Balls

Thursday 27th October 2022

A life-affirming night of fun and frolics with a bunch of boys who dance like Britney and sing like Whitney!

Featuring 5 vocal powerhouses armed with songs, sass and plenty to say... ready to spread the word, fly the flag and march to an anthemic new beat.

Featuring remixed and reimagined pop anthems from The Spice Girls, GaGa, Shakira, Janet Jackson, Britney, Whitney and everything in between.

Comedy, Dance, Music

Thursday 27 8:00pm    buy tickets

The Official Comedy Club As Seen on TV - Nov 2022

Saturday 19th November 2022

Comedy Club on the Road! Celebrating 26 years of bringing Laughter to Life!
The Comedy Club is one of the most recognised & respected names in the comedy Industry and over the years has worked across the UK and Abroad with the best of the best. 
For some very special nights in 2022 they have hand-picked some of their favourite Five Star Laughter makers in the UK & brought them together for you in one full show! Be prepared, get buckled up & get ready for one of the funniest nights of your life!

Comedy

Saturday 19 7:30pm    buy tickets