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Ewell Castle School present GREASE

Thursday 30th November & Friday 1st December 2023

Since its electric Broadway and West End debut in the early 1970’s, GREASE has remained one of the world’s most popular and enduring musicals. Funny, frank and featuring the hit songs “Greased Lightnin’,” “Hopelessly Devoted to You,” “You’re The One That I Want,” and “Summer Nights,” GREASE follows the journey of Danny and Sandy, alongside the Burger Palace Boys and the Pink Ladies, as they navigate high school to the unforgettable rock n’ roll soundtrack that defined generations.

Comedy, Dance, Drama, Family, Music

Friday 01 7:30pm    buy tickets

Friday 01 2:30pm    buy tickets

The Wizard Of Oz - Panto 2023

Friday 15th December 2023 to Monday 1st January 2024

Join Dorothy as she begins her adventure into the wonderful land of Oz. Helped along the way by Lion, Tin Man and Scarecrow. A show filled with excitement, laughter and the usual panto magic.

Journey with Dorothy as she remembers ‘There’s no place like home‘ in this year’s magical Christmas panto.

Full casting announced soon.

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Comedy, Dance, Drama, Family, Music

Friday 15 3:00pm    buy tickets

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The Wizard of Oz - Relaxed Performance

Wednesday 27th December 2023

RELAXED PERFORMANCE -  This performance offers a relaxed attitude to noise & movement throughout the show. Small changes will be made to lighting and sound effects.  Low level lighting will be kept on throughout the show. The Auditorium doors will be kept open throughout the show.   

Join Dorothy as she begins her adventure into the wonderful land of Oz. Helped along the way by Lion, Tin Man and Scarecrow. A show filled with excitement, laughter and the usual panto magic.

Comedy, Dance, Drama, Family, Music

Wednesday 27 11:00am    buy tickets

On I Bang - Miles Jupp

Thursday 11th January 2024

On I Bang 


Since Miles’ last tour finished at The London Palladium in 2017, he’s been in The Full Monty on Disney Plus, The Durrells and Why Didn’t They Ask Evans? on ITV, as well as a heap of episodes of Frankie Boyle’s New World Order and Have I Got News For You. He’s made an award-winning radio series and he’s published a novel. But for Covid, he would have played a lead at the RSC. Hey ho. Nevertheless he’s done a play in the West End and played the Emperor of Austria and Europe in a Ridley Scott film. 


Thursday 11 8:00pm    buy tickets

Sam Avery - How Not To Be a Terrible Parent (Myers Studio*)

Saturday 20th January 2024

(A comedy show for mums and dads.) OVER 16 ONLY

You’re a good parent, right?

You love your kids. They’re everything to you.

You make them eat vegetables and avoid petty crime. You read bedtime stories and don’t let them play with chainsaws.

So why the nagging feeling that you could do better?

In a world filled with bad advice, empty mantras and online ‘experts’, how do we celebrate the small victories of parenthood and stop ourselves from feeling truly terrible?


Saturday 20 8:00pm    buy tickets

Comedy Club Jan 2024

Friday 26th January 2024

The Comedy Club is one of the most recognized and respected names in the comedy industry and over the years have worked across the UK and abroad with the best of the best. For one night they have hand-picked some of their favorite five-star laughter-makers in the UK and brought them together for you in one full show! Be prepared, get buckled up and get ready for one of the funniest nights of your life! We will bring 4 top comedians right to your doorstep here in Epsom. Let’s have a night of pure comedy and non-stop laughs.


Friday 26 7:30pm    buy tickets

QUEENZ - The Show with BALLS

Tuesday 6th February 2024

QUEENZ - The show with BALLS! 

Direct from their smash-hit run in London’s West End, these dazzling divas deliver a night of fun and fabulousness as they dance like Britney and sing like Whitney. Get ready for jaw dropping LIVE vocals and a set list full of pop party anthems, including, ‘Queen Of The Night, Born This Way, Raining Men, I Will Survive, I Wanna Dance With Somebody, Musical Mashups and so much more!  You’ll be feeling fierce and fabulous before you know it!


Comedy, Dance, Music

Tuesday 06 7:30pm    buy tickets

Janey Godley - Not Dead Yet

Thursday 8th February 2024

Janey Godley is ‘still alive, by popular demand’ and will be bringing her, emotive and hilarious brand-new show, ‘Not Dead Yet’ to England, following her recent sell-out tour of Scotland. There will be voiceovers and anecdotes, straight from the woman wouldn’t die or shut up. Join Janey as she’s back, and doing what she does best!


Thursday 08 7:30pm    buy tickets

That'll Be The Day Feb 2024

Monday 26th February 2024

That’ll Be The Day is back on the road with another incredible show packed full of world class performances from Trevor and the highly talented ensemble cast.

Comedy, Music

Monday 26 7:30pm    buy tickets

Punt & Dennis (Myers)

Tuesday 27th February 2024

Hugh Dennis and Steve Punt are back on tour for the first time in 10 years. Older but not really much wiser, they are returning to what they do best; sitting in traffic jams wondering if a different route would have been better, and then in the evening, presenting their new live show. What have they learned from a decade of following the news for Mock the Week and The Now Show?  What wisdom has experience taught them?  And have they learned any new jokes?  Let’s hope so. They promise they have. 


Tuesday 27 8:00am    buy tickets

Red Raw - The Hypnotist Robert Temple

Thursday 7th March 2024


“The Hypnotist: Red Raw” is a brand new show where volunteers from the audience unlock their imaginations and create a once-in-a-lifetime show of improvised comedy under the influence of hypnosis - live on stage. 

Things will be imagined, people’s identities forgotten, changed and their reality completely altered. All in the spirit of a ruddy good laugh.

It’s the perfect night out whether you watch from the audience or you choose to participate as a star of the show, this is a night out not to be missed.

Comedy, Talks

Thursday 07 7:30pm    buy tickets

Comedy Club March 2024

Thursday 14th March 2024

The Official Comedy Club Celebrates bringing ‘Laughter to Life’ for 28 years at The Epsom Playhouse


Thursday 14 7:30pm    buy tickets

Thursday 14 7:30pm    buy tickets

Jimmy Tarbuck - Live On Stage

Tuesday 23rd April 2024

After more than 60 years at the very top of his profession Jimmy Tarbuck OBE relives many of the most iconic moments of a life on stage and screen.
Featuring a huge collection of anecdotes and video clips highlighting a fabulously glittering career, from going to school with John Lennon to playing golf with Bing Crosby and of course his meteoric rise to fame hosting Sunday Night at the London Palladium.
Stories that retell the incredible journey of a true national treasure.


Comedy, Talks

Tuesday 23 7:30pm    buy tickets

Griff Rhys Jones - The Cats Pyjamas 2024

Friday 3rd May 2024

So Comedy & Broken Robot Productions by arrangement with YMU present

Griff Rhys Jones is back on the road with his much-anticipated brand new stand-up tour for 2023. Join Griff as he shares more funny observations and comic stories.

No theme. The show always varies as Griff rambles on the developing national permacrisis. Age. Family. Fraud. Nostalgia. The Tik Tok generation. Crocodile smuggling and noodling in Australia. Travel, dogs, hotels, drink and midnight trains. He takes questions from the audience and lets rip as his associations wander. 

Comedy, Talks

Friday 03 8:00pm    buy tickets

Jim Davidson - Swimming Against the Tide

Tuesday 7th May 2024

Join Britain’s best loved funny man on his marathon swim as he resists the pull of the under-current of radical sensibilities of the woke minority.

Slap on the Goose fat, battle through the dark and murky woke infested waters and join him for another evening of rip-roaring grown-up comedy, as Jim Davidson OBE continues to play to capacity audiences year after year.

“Showman Jim triumphs… he hit the spot again and again”
Sunday Express *****

“Standing ovation to packed houses every night “
The Mirror ****


Tuesday 07 7:30pm    buy tickets

Count Arthur Strong - And Its Goodnight From Him

Thursday 9th May 2024

Live Nation & Komedia Entertainment Presents
Count Arthur Strong in ‘And It’s Goodnight From Him’


Thursday 09 8:00pm    buy tickets

Comedy Club May 2024

Friday 10th May 2024

The Official Comedy Club Celebrates bringing ‘Laughter to Life’ for 28 years at The Epsom Playhouse


Sunday 12 7:30pm    buy tickets

Paul Zerdin - Puppetman 2024

Wednesday 5th June 2023

So Comedy & Broken Robot Productions by arrangement with Bluebook AM present
The America’s Got Talent winner is back with a brand-new comedy show for 2024. Join Paul and an array of ‘funny and sharp-tongued’ (The Observer) creations including Sam, Albert, Baby, Roger the bodyguard and an urban fox, as he takes to the road with a show which promises that ‘when you are not laughing, you will simply be left in awe’ (Three Weeks).

Wednesday 05 7:30pm    buy tickets

Comedy club June 2024

Friday 21st June 2024

The Official Comedy Club Celebrates bringing ‘Laughter to Life’ for 28 years at The Epsom Playhouse


Friday 21 7:30pm    buy tickets

Comedy Club Sep 2024

Friday 27th September 2024

The Official Comedy Club Celebrates bringing ‘Laughter to Life’ for 28 years at The Epsom Playhouse


Friday 27 7:30pm    buy tickets

Comedy Club Nov 2024

Friday 1st November 2024

The Official Comedy Club Celebrates bringing ‘Laughter to Life’ for 28 years at The Epsom Playhouse


Friday 01 7:30pm    buy tickets