Paul Zerdin Hands Free
Monday 27th September 2021
Back by popular demand, Paul Zerdin and everyone’s favourite puppets are heading your way with a brand new UK tour in Autumn 2021.
Sam, Albert, Baby, Roger the bodyguard and an urban fox have all survived 2020 locked down with Paul….well nearly.
They can’t wait to see you, so get ready to be involved. As well as his hilarious characters ‘Hands Free’ features Paul giving us a glimpse into his own world showing us what it’s like to be able to throw your voice in everyday situations where anything and everything can talk back!
Paul Zerdin Hands Free
Monday 27th September 2021
Back by popular demand, Paul Zerdin and everyone’s favourite puppets are heading your way with a brand new UK tour in Autumn 2021.
Sam, Albert, Baby, Roger the bodyguard and an urban fox have all survived 2020 locked down with Paul….well nearly.
They can’t wait to see you, so get ready to be involved. As well as his hilarious characters ‘Hands Free’ features Paul giving us a glimpse into his own world showing us what it’s like to be able to throw your voice in everyday situations where anything and everything can talk back!
Monday 27 7:30pm buy tickets
Emily Atack: Has Left The Group
Wednesday 29th September 2021
Emily Atack is back with a brand-spanking new show!
She’s said goodbye to her carefree twenties and is now wondering what life is like as a mature, responsible grown up... if she finds one, she’ll ask.
Until then she’ll be bringing her trademark humour, honesty and playfulness to explore everything from work to dating to her latest obsession… leaving the WhatsApp Group.
Join Emily this autumn for her famous anecdotes and range of impressions, for what promises to be a truly incredible night.
TW: @EmAtack | INSTA: @emilyatackofficial
Emily Atack: Has Left The Group
Wednesday 29th September 2021
Emily Atack is back with a brand-spanking new show!
She’s said goodbye to her carefree twenties and is now wondering what life is like as a mature, responsible grown up... if she finds one, she’ll ask.
Until then she’ll be bringing her trademark humour, honesty and playfulness to explore everything from work to dating to her latest obsession… leaving the WhatsApp Group.
Join Emily this autumn for her famous anecdotes and range of impressions, for what promises to be a truly incredible night.
TW: @EmAtack | INSTA: @emilyatackofficial
Wednesday 29 8:00pm buy tickets
Omid Djalili - The Good Times Tour
Thursday 30th September 2021
After experimenting with a Zoom gig where he got muted by 639 people and a Drive-in gig where Omid witnessed an audience member get out his car, attach a hose pipe to his exhaust and feed it through the window; multi award-winning comedian and actor Omid Djalili is now where he belongs, on a stage and bringing back the Good Times.
Omid Djalili - The Good Times Tour
Thursday 30th September 2021
After experimenting with a Zoom gig where he got muted by 639 people and a Drive-in gig where Omid witnessed an audience member get out his car, attach a hose pipe to his exhaust and feed it through the window; multi award-winning comedian and actor Omid Djalili is now where he belongs, on a stage and bringing back the Good Times.
Thursday 30 8:00pm buy tickets
The Comedy Club As Seen on TV Presents... Oct 2021
Friday 15th October 2021
The Comedy Club on the Road
The Official Comedy Club Celebrates bringing ‘Laughter to Life’ for 26 years at The Epsom Playhouse
The Comedy Club is one of the most recognised and respected names in the comedy industry and over the years have worked across the UK and abroad with the best of the best.
For one night they have hand-picked some of their favourite five-star laughter-makers in the UK and brought them together for you in one full show!
The Comedy Club As Seen on TV Presents... Oct 2021
Friday 15th October 2021
The Comedy Club on the Road
The Official Comedy Club Celebrates bringing ‘Laughter to Life’ for 26 years at The Epsom Playhouse
The Comedy Club is one of the most recognised and respected names in the comedy industry and over the years have worked across the UK and abroad with the best of the best.
For one night they have hand-picked some of their favourite five-star laughter-makers in the UK and brought them together for you in one full show!
Friday 15 7:30pm buy tickets
Milton Jones - Milton Impossible
Monday 1st November 2021
One man. One Mission. Is it possible? No, not really.
Him with the shirts from Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo and Radio 4.
Milton reveals the truth about being an international spy, before being given a disappointing new identity which forced him to appear on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo.
But this is also a love story with the twist, or even a really bad sprain.
Just gloriously daft nonsense or is there a deeper meaning? Every man has his price. Sainsburys, where good food costs less.
Milton Jones - Milton Impossible
Monday 1st November 2021
One man. One Mission. Is it possible? No, not really.
Him with the shirts from Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo and Radio 4.
Milton reveals the truth about being an international spy, before being given a disappointing new identity which forced him to appear on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo.
But this is also a love story with the twist, or even a really bad sprain.
Just gloriously daft nonsense or is there a deeper meaning? Every man has his price. Sainsburys, where good food costs less.
Monday 01 7:30pm buy tickets
Lucy Porter - Be Prepared (Myers Studio)
Saturday 6th November 2021
TV favourite Lucy returns with another fantastic stand-up show.
At Brownies, Lucy thought she’d be prepared for anything as long as she had her emergency 10p for a phone box, and knew how to tie a Fisherman’s knot.
Life turned out to be slightly more complicated than Brown Owl let on.
‘A treat from start to finish’ - The Herald
‘Impeccably punch-lined anecdotes… genuinely delightful‘ - The Telegraph
Recent TV includes Would I Lie to You, QI and Impossible, she’s a regular on Radio 4’s News Quiz and The Now Show.
Lucy Porter - Be Prepared (Myers Studio)
Saturday 6th November 2021
TV favourite Lucy returns with another fantastic stand-up show.
At Brownies, Lucy thought she’d be prepared for anything as long as she had her emergency 10p for a phone box, and knew how to tie a Fisherman’s knot.
Life turned out to be slightly more complicated than Brown Owl let on.
‘A treat from start to finish’ - The Herald
‘Impeccably punch-lined anecdotes… genuinely delightful‘ - The Telegraph
Recent TV includes Would I Lie to You, QI and Impossible, she’s a regular on Radio 4’s News Quiz and The Now Show.
Saturday 06 8:00pm buy tickets
Any Suggestions Doctor
Saturday 20th November 2021
The Improvised Doctor Who Parody is landing near you! Travel anywhere in time and space with a live radiophonic workshop, incredible props & set and a collection of hilarious improv comedy performers. Travel on an adventure everyone can enjoy made entirely from your suggestions. Allons-y!
"Laughter so hard the seating shook" ***** One4Review
"A must see" ***** Scottish Field
Any Suggestions Doctor
Saturday 20th November 2021
The Improvised Doctor Who Parody is landing near you! Travel anywhere in time and space with a live radiophonic workshop, incredible props & set and a collection of hilarious improv comedy performers. Travel on an adventure everyone can enjoy made entirely from your suggestions. Allons-y!
"Laughter so hard the seating shook" ***** One4Review
"A must see" ***** Scottish Field
Saturday 20 7:00pm buy tickets
Beauty and The Beast - Christmas Panto 2021
Saturday 11th December 2021 - Mon 3rd January 2022
Panto is back for 2021.
At the Great British Pantomime Awards 2020, The Epsom Playhouse pantomime ‘Peter Pan’ won the ‘BEST PANTOMIME IN COUNTRY’ category.
This year the creative team have worked their magic once again and present to you another ‘BEAUTY’ of a pantomime and Beauty & The Beast promises something for everyone.
Comedy, laughter, singing, dancing and a beautiful love story waiting to be told.
With a fabulous professional cast of actors, singers, comics and dancers, next year’s pantomime is the perfect treat for the whole family at Christmas.
This classic fairy tale has been transformed into a rip-roaring family pantomime for all children aged from 4 to 104.
Can Belle rescue her father, will the Beast ever find true love, can 'Lumi’ ever get a job and will Nanny Fanny ever remember where she is?
Who could ever learn to love a Beast?
Only time will tell...
Beauty and The Beast - Christmas Panto 2021
Saturday 11th December 2021 - Mon 3rd January 2022
Panto is back for 2021.
At the Great British Pantomime Awards 2020, The Epsom Playhouse pantomime ‘Peter Pan’ won the ‘BEST PANTOMIME IN COUNTRY’ category.
This year the creative team have worked their magic once again and present to you another ‘BEAUTY’ of a pantomime and Beauty & The Beast promises something for everyone.
Comedy, laughter, singing, dancing and a beautiful love story waiting to be told.
With a fabulous professional cast of actors, singers, comics and dancers, next year’s pantomime is the perfect treat for the whole family at Christmas.
This classic fairy tale has been transformed into a rip-roaring family pantomime for all children aged from 4 to 104.
Can Belle rescue her father, will the Beast ever find true love, can 'Lumi’ ever get a job and will Nanny Fanny ever remember where she is?
Who could ever learn to love a Beast?
Only time will tell...
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Ed Byrne If I'm Honest - Jan 2022
Thursday 20th January 2022
has been added in response to enthusiastic public demand.
Join Ed as he takes a long hard look at himself and tries to decide if he has ANY traits that are worth passing on to his children.
Since storming the Edinburgh Festival in 2019, this masterclass in observational comedy has been filling venues across the country with available tickets in short supply.
A TV household name, you may have seen Ed on Live At The Apollo (Host, BBC), Mock The Week (BBC), The Pilgrimage (BBC), Top Gear (BBC) and QI (BBC).
Ed Byrne If I'm Honest - Jan 2022
Thursday 20th January 2022
has been added in response to enthusiastic public demand.
Join Ed as he takes a long hard look at himself and tries to decide if he has ANY traits that are worth passing on to his children.
Since storming the Edinburgh Festival in 2019, this masterclass in observational comedy has been filling venues across the country with available tickets in short supply.
A TV household name, you may have seen Ed on Live At The Apollo (Host, BBC), Mock The Week (BBC), The Pilgrimage (BBC), Top Gear (BBC) and QI (BBC).
Thursday 20 8:00pm buy tickets
Hal Cruttenden
Friday 4th February 2022
Returning to the Epsom Playhouse in Feb 2022, Hal Cruttenden is one of the top stand up comedians working in the UK today, as well as being a highly accomplished writer and actor.
Hal Cruttenden
Friday 4th February 2022
Returning to the Epsom Playhouse in Feb 2022, Hal Cruttenden is one of the top stand up comedians working in the UK today, as well as being a highly accomplished writer and actor.
Friday 04 8:00pm buy tickets
Thinking Drinkers Pub Quiz
Wednesday 9th February 2022
Returning with a BRAND NEW SHOW. The hilarious, award-winning drinks experts host history’s greatest ever pub quiz packed with loads of funny, fascinating facts and FIVE free discerning drinks for every audience member. You’ll learn a lot and you’ll laugh a lot as answers to life’s most important and unusual questions appear at the bottom of your glass.
'Terrific show. The best value for money in town' **** Scotsman.
‘An erudite, liquor-loving duo’ Metro.
‘Pioneers of alcohol-based comedy’ Sunday Times.
Thinking Drinkers Pub Quiz
Wednesday 9th February 2022
Returning with a BRAND NEW SHOW. The hilarious, award-winning drinks experts host history’s greatest ever pub quiz packed with loads of funny, fascinating facts and FIVE free discerning drinks for every audience member. You’ll learn a lot and you’ll laugh a lot as answers to life’s most important and unusual questions appear at the bottom of your glass.
'Terrific show. The best value for money in town' **** Scotsman.
‘An erudite, liquor-loving duo’ Metro.
‘Pioneers of alcohol-based comedy’ Sunday Times.
Wednesday 09 8:00pm buy tickets
Count Arthur Strong 20th Anniversary Tour 2022
Thursday 10th February 2022
A twentieth anniversary tour!
After many years of giving his wonderful lecture talks of his he does, Count Arthur Strong has at last bowed to substantial pubic demand and allowed himself be talked into making the show about himself for once. And that had never occurred to him before because of him being highly magnanimous.
From his breakthrough Edinburgh Fringe show ‘Forgotten Egypt’ in 2002, to talking about himself in 2022.
Count Arthur Strong 20th Anniversary Tour 2022
Thursday 10th February 2022
A twentieth anniversary tour!
After many years of giving his wonderful lecture talks of his he does, Count Arthur Strong has at last bowed to substantial pubic demand and allowed himself be talked into making the show about himself for once. And that had never occurred to him before because of him being highly magnanimous.
From his breakthrough Edinburgh Fringe show ‘Forgotten Egypt’ in 2002, to talking about himself in 2022.
Thursday 10 7:30pm buy tickets
James Phelan: Troublemaker 2022
Thursday 3rd March 2022
Viral sensation and star of BBC Radio, James Phelan presents a unique magical prank show that is both jaw dropping and laugh out loud funny!
Troublemaker is a mind-blowing rollercoaster filled with mystery and hilarity – from mind-reading outrageous confessions from members of the audience, to risking the safety of iPhones.
James Phelan: Troublemaker 2022
Thursday 3rd March 2022
Viral sensation and star of BBC Radio, James Phelan presents a unique magical prank show that is both jaw dropping and laugh out loud funny!
Troublemaker is a mind-blowing rollercoaster filled with mystery and hilarity – from mind-reading outrageous confessions from members of the audience, to risking the safety of iPhones.
Thursday 03 7:30pm buy tickets
Epsom Players present Shrek The Musical
Tuesday 8th to Saturday 12th March 2022
Based on the Oscar-winning DreamWorks Animation film, Shrek The Musical brings the fairytale to life in this all-singing, all-dancing, visually-spectacular musical comedy.
Epsom Players present Shrek The Musical
Tuesday 8th to Saturday 12th March 2022
Based on the Oscar-winning DreamWorks Animation film, Shrek The Musical brings the fairytale to life in this all-singing, all-dancing, visually-spectacular musical comedy.
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Clive Anderson
Tuesday 22nd March 2022
Broken Robot Productions & So Comedy by arrangement with Curtis Brown presents
CLIVE ANDERSON: ME, MACBETH and I
The host of Whose Line Is It Anyway, Loose Ends and Talks Back takes to the road with his much-anticipated first ever solo tour, in a one-man show guaranteed to be funnier than Shakespeare’s greatest tragedy.
‘A complete delight’ ****
The Telegraph
‘An assured and entertaining hour’ ****
The Times
Clive Anderson
Tuesday 22nd March 2022
Broken Robot Productions & So Comedy by arrangement with Curtis Brown presents
CLIVE ANDERSON: ME, MACBETH and I
The host of Whose Line Is It Anyway, Loose Ends and Talks Back takes to the road with his much-anticipated first ever solo tour, in a one-man show guaranteed to be funnier than Shakespeare’s greatest tragedy.
‘A complete delight’ ****
The Telegraph
‘An assured and entertaining hour’ ****
The Times
Tuesday 22 7:30pm buy tickets
Come What May- The Ultimate Tribute to Moulin Rouge
Thursday 31st March 2022
Sweeney Entertainments proudly presents Come What May
The Ultimate Tribute to Moulin Rouge
We present to you an all-singing, all-dancing extravaganza as you enter the secret world of one of the greatest movie-musicals of all time.
Bursting at the seams with timeless classics including Come What May, Your Song, Diamonds Are A Girls Best Friend, Roxanne and Lady Marmalade plus hit songs from The Greatest Showman and other iconic movie musicals.
Come What May- The Ultimate Tribute to Moulin Rouge
Thursday 31st March 2022
Sweeney Entertainments proudly presents Come What May
The Ultimate Tribute to Moulin Rouge
We present to you an all-singing, all-dancing extravaganza as you enter the secret world of one of the greatest movie-musicals of all time.
Bursting at the seams with timeless classics including Come What May, Your Song, Diamonds Are A Girls Best Friend, Roxanne and Lady Marmalade plus hit songs from The Greatest Showman and other iconic movie musicals.
Thursday 31 7:30pm buy tickets
Gary Delaney - Gary in Punderland
Monday 4th April 2022
Get ready to dive into a rabbit hole of the best jokes in the world - star of Live at the Apollo and sell-out sensation Gary Delaney is back!
One of the most sought after joke writers in the country and longstanding Mock the Week special guest, Gary has been through the laughing glass and he’s ready to bring you a brand new show with hit after hit of the kind of one-liners only a master could craft.
If you’re hunting for snark, Gary’s got it covered!
Gary Delaney - Gary in Punderland
Monday 4th April 2022
Get ready to dive into a rabbit hole of the best jokes in the world - star of Live at the Apollo and sell-out sensation Gary Delaney is back!
One of the most sought after joke writers in the country and longstanding Mock the Week special guest, Gary has been through the laughing glass and he’s ready to bring you a brand new show with hit after hit of the kind of one-liners only a master could craft.
If you’re hunting for snark, Gary’s got it covered!
Monday 04 7:30pm buy tickets
The Sooty Show
Thursday 7th April 2022
Izzy wizzy, let’s get busy! Join Sooty for his brand new Laugh Out Loud Magic Show!
Direct from their hit ITV series, Sooty, Sweep and Soo and TV’s Richard Cadell will amaze you with impossible tricks and sidesplitting jokes! Be astounded at Sooty's flying car, Soo’s singing unicorn and Sweep’s levitating sausage!
With special guests circus star Michael Jordan and the ultraviolet specialties of Fantasie de la Nuit.
A spectacular treat for the whole family – including a chance to meet Richard and Sooty after the show! Book now!
The Sooty Show
Thursday 7th April 2022
Izzy wizzy, let’s get busy! Join Sooty for his brand new Laugh Out Loud Magic Show!
Direct from their hit ITV series, Sooty, Sweep and Soo and TV’s Richard Cadell will amaze you with impossible tricks and sidesplitting jokes! Be astounded at Sooty's flying car, Soo’s singing unicorn and Sweep’s levitating sausage!
With special guests circus star Michael Jordan and the ultraviolet specialties of Fantasie de la Nuit.
A spectacular treat for the whole family – including a chance to meet Richard and Sooty after the show! Book now!
Thursday 07 11:00am buy tickets
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Sam Avery - Role Model (Myers - Unallocated seating)
Saturday 14th May 2022
Sam needs to step up.
With two children looking to him for guidance, it’s high-time he evolved into the role model he always thought he’d be. But he didn’t sleep well last night and being a hero is harder than it looks. Plus, he forgot to put the bins out and now his wife hates him.
In this side-splitting new stand-up show, Sam explores what it means to be a role model in modern Britain, how the people he looked up to shaped his world, and how the struggle to help his kids find their moral compass often causes him to misplace his own.
Sam Avery - Role Model (Myers - Unallocated seating)
Saturday 14th May 2022
Sam needs to step up.
With two children looking to him for guidance, it’s high-time he evolved into the role model he always thought he’d be. But he didn’t sleep well last night and being a hero is harder than it looks. Plus, he forgot to put the bins out and now his wife hates him.
In this side-splitting new stand-up show, Sam explores what it means to be a role model in modern Britain, how the people he looked up to shaped his world, and how the struggle to help his kids find their moral compass often causes him to misplace his own.
Saturday 14 7:30pm buy tickets
Chris McCausland - Speaky Blinder 2022
Wednesday 18th May 2022
You've seen him on Would I Lie to You? - Have I Got News for You - QI - 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown - and Live at the Apollo... One of the UK's top stand-ups Chris McCausland is heading back out on tour and returning with another chance to see his "Sunday Times Best of the Edinburgh Fringe" show Speaky Blinder.
He's blind. He's a dad. He's a husband. He's third in command. He'll speaky about all of that, and loads more.
'Passionate and rib-tickling. An illuminating, heartfelt performance. Highly recommended EdFestMagazine
Chris McCausland - Speaky Blinder 2022
Wednesday 18th May 2022
You've seen him on Would I Lie to You? - Have I Got News for You - QI - 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown - and Live at the Apollo... One of the UK's top stand-ups Chris McCausland is heading back out on tour and returning with another chance to see his "Sunday Times Best of the Edinburgh Fringe" show Speaky Blinder.
He's blind. He's a dad. He's a husband. He's third in command. He'll speaky about all of that, and loads more.
'Passionate and rib-tickling. An illuminating, heartfelt performance. Highly recommended EdFestMagazine
Wednesday 18 8:00pm buy tickets
Mark Watson 2022
Tuesday 19th July 2022
We've all had some pondering to do about the fragility of life recently, but don't worry, skinny national treasure Mark Watson has it covered. At 41, he's halfway through his days on earth, according to the life expectancy calculator app he paid £1.49 for. That life is in the best shape in living memory... but one problem remains, and it really is a huge one.
Mark Watson 2022
Tuesday 19th July 2022
We've all had some pondering to do about the fragility of life recently, but don't worry, skinny national treasure Mark Watson has it covered. At 41, he's halfway through his days on earth, according to the life expectancy calculator app he paid £1.49 for. That life is in the best shape in living memory... but one problem remains, and it really is a huge one.
Tuesday 19 7:30pm buy tickets
