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Ed Byrne: Tragedy Plus Time 2025

Wednesday 15th January 2025

From the quote attributed to Mark Twain, humour is defined as Tragedy Plus Time. Come and join Ed as he tests that formula by mining the most tragic event in his life for laughs. 

As seen hosting Live At The Apollo and regular appearances on QI and Mock The Week (BBC). 

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Edinburgh Fringe 2023 was a bumper 5-star review year for Ed. They came in thick and fast alongside outstanding critical acclaim for this exceptionally funny, ‘Best Reviewed Stand Up Show at Edinburgh 2023’ (British Comedy Guide). 

Comedy, Talks

Wednesday 15 7:30pm    buy tickets

The Dreamer - Live

Thursday 16th and Saturday 18th January 2025

This astonishing, enigmatic, five star rated magic show will leave you aching with laughter dizzy in disbelief.

Presented by James Phelan, the award-winning magician most infamous for jamming the BBC switchboard after he correctly predicted the lottery.  

From making audience members forget their own name, to making live snow fill the auditorium - this jaw-dropping show is unlike anything you've seen before.

Comedy, Talks

Thursday 16 7:30pm    buy tickets

Saturday 18 7:30pm    buy tickets

Lucy Porter - No Regrets

Saturday 18th January 2025

Lucy Porter - No Regrets!
The irrepressible Lucy Porter bounces back into action with a show all about regrets. Frank Sinatra had too few to mention, but Lucy’s got hundreds, and she’s prepared to go into graphic detail about all of them. Disastrous dates, professional calamities, ruined friendships and parenting fails. Lucy describes all the mistakes she’s made, works out why they happened, and ponders how her life would have turned out if she’d acted differently. 

Comedy

Saturday 18 8:00pm    buy tickets

Comedy Club: January 2025

Friday 24th January 2025

Comedy Extravaganza: Four Brilliant TV Comedians,

Experience the ultimate blend of humour with not just one, but four incredible TV comedians all sharing the same stage! Each brings their unique flair, ensuring there’s a laugh for everyone.

SUSAN MURRAY

“Susan Murray’s ‘baffled-everywoman-persona’ cloaks a dry, intelligent wit.” Stewart Lee

Comedy

Friday 24 7:30pm    buy tickets

Jim Davidson: The Next Chapter

Thursday 13th February 2025

In the ever-evolving book of British comedy, Jim Davidson OBE remains a best-seller, writing new chapters of hilarity that captivate capacity audiences year after year. Despite the relentless attempts of a few to pen his comedic demise, Davidson's narrative continues to thrive, his fans turning every show into a page-turning success. As we turn to this brand-new chapter for 2025, Jim invites you to join him for another evening of rip-roaring, grown-up comedy.

Comedy, Talks

Thursday 13 7:30pm    buy tickets

An Evening with Jeff Stelling

Thursday 20th February 2025

After the huge success of the 2024 tour, it’s unbelievable Jeff…he is coming back!

Epsom Playhouse plays host to an exclusive evening of football nostalgia, fun and entertainment with Sky Sports legend Jeff Stelling; anchor man of Sky Sports Gillette Soccer Saturday for over 30 years.

Comedy, Talks

Thursday 20 8:00pm    buy tickets

Chris McCausland: Yonks! (Evening Performance)

Saturday 22nd February 2025

A brand-new show for 2025! You might have seen him on Scared of the Dark, Would I Lie to You, Have I Got News for You, The Royal Variety, QI, Blankety Blank, The Last Leg, and tons more as well. He's been called an "overnight success" - Even though he's been doing this for bloody yonks! Chris McCausland is hitting the road again with another masterclass in stand-up comedy that has literally been yonks in the making - the last tour was a sell-out, so get your tickets now!

Recommended age: 16+

Comedy

Saturday 22 7:30pm    buy tickets

Chris McCausland: Yonks! (Afternoon Performance)

Saturday 22nd February 2025

A brand-new show for 2025! You might have seen him on Scared of the Dark, Would I Lie to You, Have I Got News for You, The Royal Variety, QI, Blankety Blank, The Last Leg, and tons more as well. He's been called an "overnight success" - Even though he's been doing this for bloody yonks! Chris McCausland is hitting the road again with another masterclass in stand-up comedy that has literally been yonks in the making - the last tour was a sell-out, so get your tickets now!

Recommended age: 16+

Comedy, Talks

Saturday 22 4:00pm    buy tickets

Su Pollard Still Fully Charged

Tuesday 11th March 2025

Oh eck! It’s been 50 years...

Meet Su and her accompanist live on stage to celebrate her 50 years in show business with a night of hilarious laughter, fabulous songs and wonderful stories.

Comedy

Tuesday 11 7:30pm    buy tickets

Comedy Club: March 2025

Friday 14th March 2025

Comedy Extravaganza: Four Brilliant TV Comedians,

Experience the ultimate blend of humour with not just one, but four incredible TV comedians all sharing the same stage! Each brings their unique flair, ensuring there’s a laugh for everyone.

JAMES REDMOND

Emmerdale (ITV) Hollyoaks (Ch4), Casualty (BBC1), Never Mind the Buzzcocks (BBC2), Celebrity Who Wants to be a Millionaire (ITV1), Soccor AM (Sky1)

Comedy

Friday 14 7:30pm    buy tickets

Friday 14 7:30pm    buy tickets

The Witches of Eastwick presented by Epsom Players

Tuesday 18th March till Saturday 22nd March 2025

Recommended age limit: 14+

In a suburban American town riddled with secrets, three single ladies wishing for the man of their dreams get more than they bargained for in this scandalous, wicked, devil-may-care musical comedy.

Comedy, Drama, Music

Tuesday 18 7:30pm    buy tickets

Wednesday 19 7:30pm    buy tickets

Thursday 20 7:30pm    buy tickets

Friday 21 7:30pm    buy tickets

Saturday 22 2:30pm    buy tickets

Saturday 22 7:30pm    buy tickets

Patrick Monahan: The Talkinator

Thursday 20th March 2025

It’s the year 2024 and there’s a lot of talk about AI taking over humans. Only one man can out-talk the chat-bots & robots. One hour of standup comedy written by a human, performed by a human, Edinburgh Fringe favourite Patrick Monahan is back on tour! A comedian with an established career that blends TV appearances with solo standup tours alongside festivals and circuit sets, Patrick Monahan’s high energy style combines with hilarious, engaging, topical and observational material to make a fun evening out!

Comedy

Thursday 20 7:30pm    buy tickets

Bobby Davro: Everything Is Funny...If You Can Laugh At It

Thursday 3rd April 2025

Following a series of sell-out shows at The Edinburgh Fringe Festival, last summer, comedy legend Bobby Davro hits the road for his first tour in over a decade. Everything Is Funny If You Can Laugh At It is a masterclass in stand-up from one of Britain’s best loved comedians at the top of his game.

“…a polished performance of predictably old-fashioned but expertly delivered gags.” – The List

"..if more modern comedians had a fraction of his showmanship, the circuit would be a jollier place …spot on delivery…  bulletproof professionalism.” – Chortle

Comedy

Thursday 03 7:30pm    buy tickets

Crazy for You presented by the Epsom Light Opera Company

Tuesday 8th till Saturday 12th April 2025

Epsom Light Opera Company is excited to be staging Crazy For You at the Epsom Playhouse this coming Spring!

Comedy, Drama, Music

Tuesday 08 7:30pm    buy tickets

Wednesday 09 7:30pm    buy tickets

Thursday 10 7:30pm    buy tickets

Friday 11 7:30pm    buy tickets

Saturday 12 2:30pm    buy tickets

Saturday 12 7:30pm    buy tickets

Scummy Mummies

Wednesday 30th April 2025

Join Ellie and Helen as they celebrate ten years of scumminess! For a decade now, the Scummy Mummies have been touring their hit comedy show to sold-out audiences around the country. Now they’re bringing all their most-loved songs, sketches, and stand-up together for a night that will make you laugh till you wee. Guaranteed to make you feel normal about your parenting skills, or very smug about being child-free. Pop a panty liner in, and let’s party!

“Highly recommended! 5 stars” - One4Review

“Hilarious” - Broadway Baby

Comedy, Talks

Wednesday 30 7:30pm    buy tickets

Danny Baker: Aye Aye! Ahoy Hoy!

Wednesday 4th June 2025

Aye Aye! Ahoy Hoy!

The Unstoppable Talking Panjandrum Is Back In Town!

Celebrating 50 Years Afloat On The Showbiz Seas!

Dead Men Tell No Tales - So Might As Well Get Em All Told Now!

Avast!  Two Thundering Hours Guaranteed!

 

“An Absolutely Blistering Night Out!” - The Isle Of Arran Shoemaker’s Monthly

“Indiscreet Revelations Told With Swashbuckling Verve!” - Some Genius On Twitter

As Seen On BBC1, BBC2, BBC4 And Virtually Every Radio Station In The Known World! (Even Pirate Ones)

Comedy, Talks

Wednesday 04 7:30pm    buy tickets