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Ed Byrne: Tragedy Plus Time 2025

Wednesday 15th January 2025

From the quote attributed to Mark Twain, humour is defined as Tragedy Plus Time. Come and join Ed as he tests that formula by mining the most tragic event in his life for laughs. 

As seen hosting Live At The Apollo and regular appearances on QI and Mock The Week (BBC). 

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Edinburgh Fringe 2023 was a bumper 5-star review year for Ed. They came in thick and fast alongside outstanding critical acclaim for this exceptionally funny, ‘Best Reviewed Stand Up Show at Edinburgh 2023’ (British Comedy Guide). 

Comedy, Talks

Wednesday 15 7:30pm    buy tickets

The Dreamer - Live

Thursday 16th and Saturday 18th January 2025

This astonishing, enigmatic, five star rated magic show will leave you aching with laughter dizzy in disbelief.

Presented by James Phelan, the award-winning magician most infamous for jamming the BBC switchboard after he correctly predicted the lottery.  

From making audience members forget their own name, to making live snow fill the auditorium - this jaw-dropping show is unlike anything you've seen before.

Comedy, Talks

Thursday 16 7:30pm    buy tickets

Saturday 18 7:30pm    buy tickets

HAPPY WHO YEAR - A New Year tribute event celebrating over sixty years of DOCTOR WHO!

Sunday 19th January 2025

Honalee Media Ltd presents…HAPPY WHO YEAR! A New Year tribute event celebrating over sixty years of DOCTOR WHO!

Welcome in the New Year with PETER DAVISON, COLIN BAKER and SYLVESTER McCOY – the Fifth, Sixth and Seventh Doctors - who are leading our line-up of DOCTOR WHO stars appearing on stage, in a day-long diary of exclusive on stage interviews, celebrity autograph panels, photograph sessions, cosplay competitions, merchandise, and much more!

Family, Talks

Sunday 19 9:15am    buy tickets

Psychic Sally

Tuesday 11th February 2025

The nation’s favourite psychic is back on tour! Sally has been wowing theatre audiences young and old around the world for over 12 years. Her show will have you on the edge of your seat, as she continues to bring mediumship into the 21st century. Whether you know her from her hit TV series, through watching her on Celebrity Big Brother or reading one of her best-selling books, there is nothing quite like seeing Sally live on stage.

Talks

Tuesday 11 7:30pm    buy tickets

Jim Davidson: The Next Chapter

Thursday 13th February 2025

In the ever-evolving book of British comedy, Jim Davidson OBE remains a best-seller, writing new chapters of hilarity that captivate capacity audiences year after year. Despite the relentless attempts of a few to pen his comedic demise, Davidson's narrative continues to thrive, his fans turning every show into a page-turning success. As we turn to this brand-new chapter for 2025, Jim invites you to join him for another evening of rip-roaring, grown-up comedy.

Comedy, Talks

Thursday 13 7:30pm    buy tickets

Mark Thompson's Spectacular Science Show

Wednesday 19th February 2025

You think science is boring, think again; this is science like you have never seen it before. Designed for children and adults alike, Mark’s Spectacular Science Show explores the strange and magical properties of matter with exploding elephant’s toothpaste, vortex-generating dustbins and even howling jelly babies! Awarded ‘Best Kid’s Show at Edinburgh Fringe’ by The Derek Awards, this interactive show promises to entertain and educate in the most spectacular way!  

“A brilliant show for all the family.” - One4Review

Family, Talks

Wednesday 19 2:30pm    buy tickets

An Evening with Jeff Stelling

Thursday 20th February 2025

After the huge success of the 2024 tour, it’s unbelievable Jeff…he is coming back!

Epsom Playhouse plays host to an exclusive evening of football nostalgia, fun and entertainment with Sky Sports legend Jeff Stelling; anchor man of Sky Sports Gillette Soccer Saturday for over 30 years.

Comedy, Talks

Thursday 20 8:00pm    buy tickets

Chris McCausland: Yonks! (Afternoon Performance)

Saturday 22nd February 2025

A brand-new show for 2025! You might have seen him on Scared of the Dark, Would I Lie to You, Have I Got News for You, The Royal Variety, QI, Blankety Blank, The Last Leg, and tons more as well. He's been called an "overnight success" - Even though he's been doing this for bloody yonks! Chris McCausland is hitting the road again with another masterclass in stand-up comedy that has literally been yonks in the making - the last tour was a sell-out, so get your tickets now!

Recommended age: 16+

Comedy, Talks

Saturday 22 4:00pm    buy tickets

Manhunter & Mindhunter

Tuesday 25th February 2025

An unforgettable evening of true crime with two of Scotland Yard's most prolific detectives. In an unexpected twist of fate, former Detective Chief Inspectors Steve Gaskin and Colin Sutton met two years ago, igniting a spark that neither could have predicted. What began as a chance meeting has evolved into a groundbreaking theatre production set to tour the UK in 2024 and 2025.

Talks

Tuesday 25 7:30pm    buy tickets

How To Beat Scammers with Nick Stapleton

Thursday 27th February 2025

Nick Stapleton is an expert investigative journalist and for over a decade he’s delved into the shadows, unravelling scams, frauds, and unethical practices. Nick has spent much of his career pretending to be somebody else – be it undercover as an employee working inside a dodgy business or posing as a customer on a sting operation. As the presenter of BBC's BAFTA and multi-award-winning Scam Interceptors, Nick has witnessed the sheer scale of the scam industry. He’s seen behind the curtain, and it's clear, we can't rely solely on authorities or banks to protect us.

Talks

Thursday 27 7:30pm    buy tickets

Through the Decades presented by Rotary Epsom

Friday 7th March 2025

Join Epsom Rotary in its ongoing centenary celebrations for an evening by talented local artists, showcasing song and dance through the decades, in support of community charities.

*Please note that tickets cannot be refunded. 
Full seating information can be found by visiting THEATRE INFO on our website. 

Dance, Family, Music, Talks

Friday 07 7:00pm    buy tickets

The Amazing Bubbleman

Monday 14th April 2025

Louis Pearl has been thrilling audiences around the world for over 30 years with the art, magic, science and fun of bubbles. He is a favorite at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, where he has enjoyed 14 years of sellout success. Louis explores the breath-taking dynamics of bubbles, combining comedy and artistry with audience participation and enough spellbinding bubble tricks to keep everyone mesmerised.

Family, Talks

Monday 14 2:00pm    buy tickets

Rude Science

Tuesday 15th April 2025

Brace yourselves for BBC Gastronaut Stefan Gates’ revolutionary, high-tech, highly-explosive new show, packed with outrageous science stunts. On the surface it’s a riot of disgusting experiments built to delight young audiences but under the bonnet it’s a brilliantly-constructed curriculum-driven adventure designed to inspire Britain’s kids with a lasting fascination for science. Expect enormous bottoms, fart machines, snot cocktails, vast whoopee cushions, pee-powered fireworks and ear-wax-oozing mannequins in this celebration of the fascinating bodily science essential to life.

Family, Talks

Tuesday 15 11:30am    buy tickets

Tuesday 15 3:00pm    buy tickets

Aled Jones - Full Circle

Saturday 26th April 2025

Prepare to hear Aled Jones as you’ve never heard him before.

Talks

Saturday 26 7:30pm    buy tickets

Scummy Mummies

Wednesday 30th April 2025

Join Ellie and Helen as they celebrate ten years of scumminess! For a decade now, the Scummy Mummies have been touring their hit comedy show to sold-out audiences around the country. Now they’re bringing all their most-loved songs, sketches, and stand-up together for a night that will make you laugh till you wee. Guaranteed to make you feel normal about your parenting skills, or very smug about being child-free. Pop a panty liner in, and let’s party!

“Highly recommended! 5 stars” - One4Review

“Hilarious” - Broadway Baby

Comedy, Talks

Wednesday 30 7:30pm    buy tickets

Danny Baker: Aye Aye! Ahoy Hoy!

Wednesday 4th June 2025

Aye Aye! Ahoy Hoy!

The Unstoppable Talking Panjandrum Is Back In Town!

Celebrating 50 Years Afloat On The Showbiz Seas!

Dead Men Tell No Tales - So Might As Well Get Em All Told Now!

Avast!  Two Thundering Hours Guaranteed!

 

“An Absolutely Blistering Night Out!” - The Isle Of Arran Shoemaker’s Monthly

“Indiscreet Revelations Told With Swashbuckling Verve!” - Some Genius On Twitter

As Seen On BBC1, BBC2, BBC4 And Virtually Every Radio Station In The Known World! (Even Pirate Ones)

Comedy, Talks

Wednesday 04 7:30pm    buy tickets

Kerry Ellis: Queen of the West End

Thursday 18th September 2025

Kerry Ellis is the Queen of the West End. From My Fair Lady to We Will Rock You, from Les Miserables to Wicked, in both the West End and on Broadway, she has starred in musical theatre’s biggest roles, making shows her own and earning her numerous awards. Her list of credits is remarkable and also includes Oliver!, Cats, Miss Saigon, Chess, The War Of The Worlds, and Anything Goes, among many others.

Family, Music, Talks

Thursday 18 7:30pm    buy tickets