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Lucy Porter: Let Yourself Go!
Saturday 7th November 2026
Festival favourite Lucy returns with a brand new show about the power of letting yourself go - in every sense. Whether that means embracing your wrinkles and love handles whilst living in a slanket, or having a couple of babychams and dancing like nobody’s watching (and if you’re a middle aged...

Tease - The Ultimate Burlesque & Cabaret Experience
Thursday 12th November 2026
Step into the World of "Tease" – the ultimate burlesque and cabaret experience where sensuality and unadulterated fun collide to create an unforgettable evening.Led by London’s top comedy compere and award-winning West End burlesque sensations, "Turkish Delight" and "Violet Thistletease", and our...

The Comedy Club Nov 2026
Friday 13th November 2026
Get ready for a night of side-splitting comedy as The Comedy Club, one of the most recognised and respected names in the comedy industry, brings four of the finest comedians from TV straight to your doorstep! This unforgettable event at the amazing Epsom Playhouse promises a dynamic blend of...

Noel Fitzpatrick - Medicine and Music
Sunday 2nd May 2027
The extraordinary lessons learned from animals and Noel's unexpected gift formusic-with his favourite rock songs liveProfessor Noel Fitzpatrick is the star of The Supervet on Channel 4 and YouTube. He is a world-leading, world-record-breaking vet, and best-selling author. He has filled arenas with...


